decide to play 20 questions.

The first Canadian tries to think of a word and after a little

pondering comes up with the word: Moose-****.

The second Canadian tries his first question,

"Is it something you can eat?"

The first guy thinks a moment then laughs and replies, "Sure, I

suppose you could eat it."

The second Canadian says, "Is it a Moose-****?"

My only Canadian joke (until I saw yours):

How do you spell "Canada" in Canadian?

C -eh?

N -eh?

D -eh?

The jockularity to which that envokes is beyond pedestrian.

So they can both watch the hockey game.

Baron

NINE!!!

Diver

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doggie_style 

That help clear things up a bit?