Perhaps if you referred to them as "Flight Attendant" instead of "Stewardess" you'd get better treatment. You know they sit back in those jump seats and say "Yeah, that azzhole in 23 C said the "S" word", "Oh really? Let's dislocate his shoulder with the cart. Hahahaha".

shovelgrrrl wrote:

A couple of weeks ago I was on a Southwest Airlines flight and the attendant for my section was one of the original stewardesses. 40 years with the airline and she is still awesome.

HockeyDad wrote:

So all I have to do is call them "flight attendant" and they'll lose 60 pounds?!

I suppose singing this won't help......

She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie

Always on the ball, she's always on strike

Struttin' up the aisle, big deal, you get to fly

You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

Paid my fare, don't wanna complain

You get to me, you're always outta champagne

Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie

'cause you ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

And the sign says, "Thank you very much for not smoking"

My own sign says, "I'm sorry, I'm smokin'"

Don't treat me special, don't kiss my ass

Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class

Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer

Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear

A real union flight attendant, my oh my

You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

HockeyDad wrote:

quit flying in coach...

wheelrite wrote:

DMV...for a long time I thought your avatar was a chimp sitting behind a headless torso.

:-k

Stinkdyr wrote:

The industry stopped using the term stewardesses in the early 70's. They've been called Flight Attendants for close to 30 years.

I recently had the opportunity to shoot photos for my company of Flight Attendant safety training & was thoroughly impressed & have a new found respect for what theyre trained to do in the unlikely event of an emergency.

jetblasted wrote:

Adroomi would NEVER have put up with being called a Stewardess...............

dkeage wrote:

I have a sneaky suspicion that I know why you get poor treatment on flights....

shovelgrrrl wrote: