Fifteen years ago my wife had a dream that I slept with Ms. Hayek. In this dream, my wife then held her down and cut off her hair as punishment for being a home wrecker. To this day, every time she sees Salma Hayek she glares at her, mentions she can't stand her, then gives me stink eye as though I had actually slept with her or something. It cracks me up.
Women. 😂
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