..................why didn't I think of that!?!

because it has nothing to do with cigars ...

Doesn't add up.

because arent you the guy that invented a wonderful product that filled a real need for about half the population of the world and then called it a..........douche bag?
what were you thinking???

Did someone build one yet?

...so the waiter says, 'Hey buddy don't say anything, or everybody will want one!'

exactly right!

Because you forgot to carry the 1....duh 🤦

Good eye! Yes, I believe there are a bunch of them around.

Not really hard to solve.... if I could remember how to solve it. 🤔