Here is my solution to high gas prices, I am sure I will find lots of support for my unique way of dealing with $5 gas.
I propose that the Government create the Nationalized Employment Exchange Department (NEED) where the people that work in a town in which they don’t live exchange jobs so they can work in their hometowns. Let’s say I live in Schaumburg IL and I work in Deerfield Il, and that you live in Deerfield but work in Schaumburg, the NEED Czar would issue an edit that you and I switch jobs so we would reduce gas consumption and in turn minimize greenhouse emissions, and improve our own personal carbon foot print.
NEED would implement this program through the Employment Relocation Act (aka Obamajobs).
Currently unemployed, under-employed and those that have dropped off the unemployment dole will not qualify for this new exciting program. Those people will have to pay a yearly fine (similar to Obamacare) which would be equivalent to current FICA rates to help support future SS payments for refusing to “get a job”. Also any worker refusing the NEED Obamajobs program will be subject to an additional surtax on wages to help fund the program.
City, State and National Government employees would of course be exempt from any of these programs.
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