I'm just a simple man, I like my ceegars, my drink, and my dog. I don't know who this Opera is that you are talkin about, you must be one of them smart city fellars, I hear they like Opera with all their culture and high-falutin' fancy coffee and stuff.
Is your name really "wheelrite"? That's neat. My dog is named Wheel too. He's really dumb. He got the name as a puppy because he would go and try to chew on truck tires. Then one day, one of the trucks started up and drove over his foot. We had to replace his foot with an old skateboard wheel. That's how the dummy got his name, we call him wheel because he goes around rolling on his wheel and trying to lick midgets in the balls. It's kind of funny seeing his dumb ass runnng around like that. We always get a kick out of it.
Are you like my dog? Did you have to get one of yer legs replaced with a wheel too? Is that why they call you wheelright?
-Jesse
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