8... I'm going to try a slightly different explanation of what bothers me the most about the situation. Let me paint a quick scenario:
8-track is in a gay bar. He decided to go because they have great drink specials, and he's a reasonably open minded guy. It's a huge bar, 3 levels and it's packed with gay people. In fact, it looks to 8 that he's the only straight guy in the bar. There are big leather clad biker gays, your skinny twinks, your otters, your gym rats, every type. They're all just minding their business, drinking chatting and generally having a normal time. After drinking a couple hours with no incidents, 8 finally needs to pee (yes, in this imagining, he doesn't need to pee every 15 minutes like normal). 8 wanders to the bathroom, pisses and comes back. On his way back to the bar, while walking through a back room, he's jumped by 3 gay guys, kicked to the ground and beaten. He's curled up on the ground, trying to protect his head and various soft spots while these three guys repeatedly kick him.
After an unknown period of time, they stop and leave him in the corner, bleeding. He gets helped up and someone calls the police, he gets treated, maybe needs some time in the hospital for some broken ribs.
8 track's assumption is going to be that he was just beaten because he was a straight guy. Odds are, he's not going to go back to that bar to drink any time soon, and if he does, he'll probably be paranoid, looking over his shoulder all the time.
The reality (in this scenario) is that those 3 guys had agreed to beat the sh^t out of the next guy to walk past them. They had no idea 8track was straight (I mean, really... who does?). But despite all this, every time 8track goes to a gay bar, he's afraid he's going to get beaten up for being the minority straight guy.
I'm pissed off, because even in the small chance that my friends were not jumped because they were gay, they still have to assume it was. And it isn't just a single bar they will be paranoid in, this was freaking yuppie-#ss georgetown they got jumped in. How can they assume they won't get jumped in any other neighborhood of DC. This will possibly change the way they live their lives for a while.