Can you believe it? They sent my income tax return form back to me! (AND I HAVE TO PAY THIS YEAR!!!)

In response to question # 4, "Do you have any dependents?"

I replied:
2.1 million illegal immigrants
1.1 million crack heads
4.4 million unemployable people
901 thousand people in over 85 prisons
and 650 idiots in Washington DC

Apparently, this was *NOT* an acceptable answer.

*Who the hell did I miss?*

very funny!

true though.....

What about the sh*tload of dependents we support in other countries? 🤔

LMAO!

Funny!

That's freakin hilarious!

you were being very conservative with your dependents...

Damn. That almost 200 million more. I'm gonna get a real good refund.

And I don't remember if I wrote down the








NINE!!!!!!!!!








Supreme Court Justices

Lol...I might steal this joke.