Kawak
  • Kawak
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13 years ago
I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I answered:

12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHOM DID I MISS?
HockeyDad
13 years ago
See you in the re-education camps.
wheelrite
13 years ago
obviously a satirical topic


But,,
don't screw around with the IRS,

You can't win..

Believe me, I know,,


wheel,
drywalldog
13 years ago
The funny part is, Huck was trying this on the 1040 EZ form.
Kawak
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13 years ago
Oh look, how cute puppy dog got some free time from the boss to come on Cbid! So cute when he thinks he comes in and thinks he's relevant! Warms the heart!
drywalldog
13 years ago
Tad more relevant than a ficticous post.
jackconrad
13 years ago
How many Depends you got !
GIBrett
13 years ago

The funny part is, Huck was trying this on the 1040 EZ form.

drywalldog wrote:



hahaha
daveincincy
13 years ago
DWD tagged in for Fuzz during his absence.

Funny post btw. I imagine, with that many dependants, you would get a heck of a refund.
Kawak
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13 years ago
Yes, Fuzz came in and took over the lib agenda and little puppydog felt irrelevant so with the Fuzzer not around this has brought back meaning. It all worked out in the end.
drywalldog
13 years ago
Glad you posting crap helps you fit in with your buddies on here Huck. You seem like the kinda guy that needs that.
HockeyDad
13 years ago
You gonna go with that or take advantage of the new edit feature?!
teedubbya
13 years ago
This has to be the eighth or tenth time this knee slapper has been posted.
DrMaddVibe
13 years ago

This has to be the eighth or tenth time this knee slapper has been posted.

teedubbya wrote:




There has to be more deductions now though
Kawak
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13 years ago

Glad you posting crap helps you fit in with your buddies on here Huck. You seem like the kinda guy that needs that.

drywalldog wrote:



Focus little puppy dog! Fuzz would never let himself be distracted from the Liberal talking points! Your not filling in very well in his absence. DMV is owning this site right now! Fuzz will not be happy...
DrMaddVibe
13 years ago
You might want to put your accountant on speed dial...200 more deductions since my last post!

Our borders really are a sieve!
victor809
13 years ago

This has to be the eighth or tenth time this knee slapper has been posted.

teedubbya wrote:



Did you get the irony that Kawak's avatar is someone beating a dead horse?
DrMaddVibe
13 years ago

Did you get the irony that Kawak's avatar is someone beating a dead horse?

victor809 wrote:




No, but I did get the one with you and a ballgag!
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