Whistlebritches
13 years ago
I sat down yesyerday and had a couple nice cold beers(Shiner Bock for anyone who gives a schit). The day was really quite beautiful(raining in West Texas after a looooooooooooooong drought), and the brew ignited some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and even more deep thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say "It might be nice to have another child". On the other hand, you never hear a guy say "Ya know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts". Case closed..............................................................................Time for another beer.


Ron
King
13 years ago
LOL! classic post...
wheelrite
13 years ago
I don't know nothing bout birthing no babies...
bloody spaniard
13 years ago
Ron, I've heard it be said that having a child is tantamount to passing a painful stone.


Fernando
Ay caramba not again!
mikey1597
13 years ago
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
grmcooper
13 years ago
Ron gave birth to fuzz?

OUTRAGE!
jackconrad
13 years ago
I've fallen and i can't get it up..
ZRX1200
13 years ago
No I think Ron is saying he'd rather get kicked in the nuts than give birth to Fuzzy.
kcramer
13 years ago

I sat down yesyerday and had a couple nice cold beers(Shiner Bock for anyone who gives a schit). The day was really quite beautiful(raining in West Texas after a looooooooooooooong drought), and the brew ignited some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and even more deep thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say "It might be nice to have another child". On the other hand, you never hear a guy say "Ya know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts". Case closed..............................................................................Time for another beer.


Ron

Whistlebritches wrote:


I like your point and agree with your findings. I may be using this post as an argument in further discussions with your permission Sir.
Whistlebritches
13 years ago

I like your point and agree with your findings. I may be using this post as an argument in further discussions with your permission Sir.

kcramer wrote:




Go for it..........I suggest you only present this to the male persuasion however.Dem womans do love to argue.


Ron
smokestaxx
13 years ago
thats some deep chit right there, and i agree.
itsawaldo
13 years ago
Well that reminds me of this question I heard either in a post here or somewhere else, but it's been bugging me.
When your pregnent wife/GF comes into a room, all the other women will touch her bulging belly and say congrats right?
Why don't men come up to the fathers and touch their crotches and say the same?
ZRX1200
13 years ago
They do in Georgetown.
dubleuhb
13 years ago
Deep thoughts gone ghey.
bloody spaniard
13 years ago

They do in Georgetown.

ZRX1200 wrote:




=d>

Not to get too far off subject but there appears to be a rupture fad among doofusses on the internets. Good way to be disfigured for life.👍
Thunder.Gerbil
13 years ago

Deep throats gone ghey.

dubleuhb wrote:


🤨
lou2row
13 years ago
I'm just tired of them coming up and wanting to touch my belly.

It's beer and food, dammit!

But I have pooped things as big as a baby. I think women should try a couple cups of coffee first and take a magazine in to the delivery room. Works for me.
8trackdisco
13 years ago

Well that reminds me of this question I heard either in a post here or somewhere else, but it's been bugging me.
When your pregnent wife/GF comes into a room, all the other women will touch her bulging belly and say congrats right?
Why don't men come up to the fathers and touch their crotches and say the same?

itsawaldo wrote:



Maybe in some Leftist homes, it is a race. The first one that touches it gets to abort it.
Mrs.Tank
13 years ago

Well that reminds me of this question I heard either in a post here or somewhere else, but it's been bugging me.
When your pregnent wife/GF comes into a room, all the other women will touch her bulging belly and say congrats right?
Why don't men come up to the fathers and touch their crotches and say the same?

itsawaldo wrote:



Cause you'd enjoy it too much?


bloody spaniard
13 years ago
^ HAHAHA- in Waldo's defense, I don't think he enjoys it as much any more.
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