roadkill1450
13 years ago
My wife is looking at my like I am a mad man as I sit here and Laugh my a$$ off.
engletl
13 years ago

I sat down yesyerday and had a couple nice cold beers(Shiner Bock for anyone who gives a schit). The day was really quite beautiful(raining in West Texas after a looooooooooooooong drought), and the brew ignited some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and even more deep thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say "It might be nice to have another child". On the other hand, you never hear a guy say "Ya know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts". Case closed..............................................................................Time for another beer.


Ron

Whistlebritches wrote:



agreed
SamWidge
13 years ago
Freaking hysterical! Thanks for the laugh πŸ™‚
wheelrite
13 years ago
you guys have never a had a chick you don't know stroke your junk out of admiration, really ?

wow,,,,
Ilovetosmoke68
13 years ago

I sat down yesyerday and had a couple nice cold beers(Shiner Bock for anyone who gives a schit). The day was really quite beautiful(raining in West Texas after a looooooooooooooong drought), and the brew ignited some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and even more deep thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say "It might be nice to have another child". On the other hand, you never hear a guy say "Ya know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts". Case closed..............................................................................Time for another beer.


Ron

Whistlebritches wrote:



Were you on the crapper? That's the only place that I am inspired to think so clearly.
wheelrite
13 years ago

Were you on the crapper? That's the only place that I am inspired to think so clearly.

Ilovetosmoke68 wrote:



no,
he inadvertantly took a blue pill, got a boner and pleasured himself while posting this,,,
thurson
13 years ago

I sat down yesyerday and had a couple nice cold beers(Shiner Bock for anyone who gives a schit). The day was really quite beautiful(raining in West Texas after a looooooooooooooong drought), and the brew ignited some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and even more deep thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say "It might be nice to have another child". On the other hand, you never hear a guy say "Ya know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts". Case closed..............................................................................Time for another beer.


Ron

Whistlebritches wrote:



ROFLMAO!!!

Damn you Ron, I damn near coughed up a lung. [ram27bat]
jnichols
13 years ago
=d> πŸ˜‚ Classic
daveincincy
13 years ago
If anyone finds themselves in a position to engage in such conversation (birth pains vs. kick to crotch) please feel free to post your findings in here. I'd like to know how it turns out. πŸ˜‚ I know I'll be looking for the opportunity. :-"
moonman
13 years ago
I will volunteer to kick Ron in the nuts! 🌫
8trackdisco
13 years ago
Should you ever expect a straight answer from a homosexual? πŸ€”
moonman
13 years ago
Not sure? 🀦
lou2row
13 years ago
The title is "deep thoughts". You stopped at one Ron. Either call this deep thought, or come up with some new meaningful horseshat!
Whistlebritches
13 years ago

The title is "deep thoughts". You stopped at one Ron. Either call this deep thought, or come up with some new meaningful horseshat!

lou2row wrote:



OK

Tonight I was wondering what penguin coochee might feel like.I think it's much easier to get blown by a seal but.........................................


Ron
z6joker9
13 years ago
Thanks to testicular torsion in middle school, I have a trump card to play anytime a woman complains about labor pains.
Palama
2 years ago
It’s been a few years. Got Deep Thought #3 yet? 🀣
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