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RICKAMAVEN
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13 years ago

Where It Makes People Vote for Him

KETTERING, Ohio (The Borowitz Report)—Hitting the campaign trail one day
after the arrival of Superstorm Sandy, Republican nominee Mitt Romney tweaked
his position on abortion today, saying he now supports it in cases where it makes
people vote for him.

“I would make an exception for abortion in cases where the life of my campaign is at
stake,” he told a crowd in Kettering, Ohio.

Sandy, which slammed into the East Coast last night, was such a powerful weather
system that it prevented Mr. Romney from changing his position on abortion for twenty-
four hours.

“It was important for Mitt to come up with a
new position on abortion today,” said his
campaign manager, Matt Rhoades. “It sends
a message to the American people that in the
aftermath of Sandy, things are getting back
to normal.”

Mr. Romney made no reference to his comments about eliminating FEMA, which
have been declared a disaster area.

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HockeyDad
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13 years ago

I never have figured out what the zeal is with wanting to kill unborn babies.

teedubbya
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13 years ago

quit trying to legislate Drafter's vagina.

HockeyDad
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13 years ago

It just seems odd that Ricka wants the babies dead but if they actually survive then he gets pissed when they get sent off to war in places like Vietnam and get killed.

tailgater
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13 years ago

If it's not really a person yet, then why is everybody upset if they need to use a coat hanger to squash the life out of it?

DrMaddVibe
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13 years ago

It just seems odd that Ricka wants the babies dead but if they actually survive then he gets pissed when they get sent off to war in places like Vietnam and get killed.

HockeyDad wrote:

Either that or he's busy posting pics of them here on CBid!

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bloody spaniard
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13 years ago

Obama has no qualms in supporting legislation which allows a viable fetus that survives an abortion to die.
Maliqua & Shamwow should be so proud of their daddy.

HockeyDad
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13 years ago

If it's not really a person yet, then why is everybody upset if they need to use a coat hanger to squash the life out of it?

tailgater wrote:

I figure they want to make them into coats.

HockeyDad
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13 years ago

Obama has no qualms in supporting legislation which allows a viable fetus that survives an abortion to die.
Maliqua & Shamwow should be so proud of their daddy.

bloody spaniard wrote:

Maliqua & Shamwow got lucky and caught him on a good day!