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teedubbya
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13 years ago

And get off my lawn

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ZRX1200
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13 years ago

Pedro mows my lawn and he votes for Santa bennies.......little brown fugger.

He sure knows how to edge tho

teedubbya
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13 years ago

In my Jersey accent

Nice day for a mow

What movie?

teedubbya
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13 years ago

I think it may have been

What a day for a mow, eh

Stinkdyr
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13 years ago

Lots of Ricans voted in my hood.
Voter Fraud lives!

Enjoy your corruption!

🍺

Brewha
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13 years ago

Blue Heaven - Steve Martin

Who said;
"Well . . call me when you got no class"

teedubbya
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13 years ago

A flying monkey just flew out my ass. Prove it didn't.

We have already shown there is an alternate reality in here... no we didn't... light a cigar and continue to live in it.

I know at least one rican that voted in my hood. it's ok though.... she was questioned about it. she showed them her green card.

teedubbya
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13 years ago

Blue Heaven - Steve Martin

Who said;
"Well . . call me when you got no class"

Brewha wrote:

no respect

teedubbya
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13 years ago

We actually did have someone outside our voting place electioneering for Romney. It was not legal but so what. She asked my wife for her ID and I politely told her to **** off. My wife presented her ID and green card to the proper folks in the polling area.

The romney supporter was bugging someone else when we walked out so I didn't get a chance to finish the conversation. She was the only one doing this and it wasn't that busy. I didn't find it overly oppressive either since we live in whiteyville and there was likely little impact. She was an ignorant c*nt though.

Edited by user 13 years ago | Reason: Not specified

Brewha
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13 years ago

#10

no respect

teedubbya wrote:

Ok, your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries.

How's that?

bloody spaniard
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13 years ago

#11

TW, is your Puerto Rican wife legal? I've heard lots are crossing the border.[-x

teedubbya
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13 years ago

#12

I'm not dead yet

teedubbya
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13 years ago

#13

TW, is your Puerto Rican wife legal? I've heard lots are crossing the border.[-x

bloody spaniard wrote:

we got married so she could stay.... of course during this time of the year she is busy getting bussed to all the polling sites and early voting sites because the rican voting fraud industry is such a big money maker.

things should settle down now. turns out she didn't need to marry me because the libtards have promised amnesty...... but I got lucky because she didn't know that at the time. id never get someone so pretty otherwise.

now I just need to learn how to speak mexican so I can understand her when she speaks.... well maybe thats not a great idea

Edited by user 13 years ago | Reason: Not specified

victor809
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13 years ago

#14

TW, is your Puerto Rican wife legal? I've heard lots are crossing the border.[-x

bloody spaniard wrote:

It's the only reason she married TW....

victor809
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13 years ago

#15

Damn, beat me to it....

teedubbya
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13 years ago

#16

by the way when I told the old bag at the election site to **** off she seemed upset but my wife laughed. seems she understands that bit of engrish. The Romneyite never had a chance to try to convince us we needed to show her id. I flexed my moobs at her and she got scared.

teedubbya
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13 years ago

#17

kidding aside.... that really happened... and it did target the brown chick.

victor809
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13 years ago

#18

kidding aside.... that really happened... and it did target the brown chick.

teedubbya wrote:

TW... I'm sure it was just a random act of voter ID questioning and had absolutely nothing to do wtih your wife being an illegal alien from puerto rico. If the woman had said "hey, you brown person! show me your id" I might believe otherwise...

teedubbya
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13 years ago

#19

victor809 wrote:

I'm sure it's the only instance too.... since our voting area is so brown and stuff

victor809
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13 years ago

#20

You ever look deep in your wife's eyes and say.... "Heck'ova job, Brownie!"? 😉

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