Z is shopping at a grocery store. He picks up a half gallon of skim milk, bag of po-ta-toes, box of crackers, some carrots and a package of sliced pork.
He's waiting in the checkout line when a couple hotties push their cart up behind him in line.
One says to the other, "I bet he's single."
The other says, how can you tell that?
Hottie 2 asks Z if he's single, and indeed, he says he is.
Hottie 1 is amazed and asks her friend how in the world she could tell that just from that small pile of groceries???
Hottie 2 answers......
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"Because he's fugly"
[sarcasm] J/K....Sorry, Z. Can't resist when certain favorite jokes fall into place.
