Whoa, couple of snags in yer bleached hair extensions there, Burner. First of all, some guys enjoy the extra kick to da nuts- aks TW. So at best, both pains are equal. Perhaps kidney stones are more on par with giving birth.

Secondly, who mows their lawn in late February? Where do you live- south of da border?

Overall, I must say that I'm enjoying your marital advice & jokes. You're a blend of Heloise, Dr. Ruth, Confucius, and Bundy... Al not Ted.

bloody spaniard wrote:

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a few cold beers and smoked a couple of cigars.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case....time for another beer and cigar!

Burner02 wrote:

Mowed the lawn? Mine is covered by 8in of snow...

OTOH, my topic of thought is better...

plinytheelder wrote: