LOL! Yeah, I'm only 5' 10", as opposed to your *ahem* 5' 11" *cough*.

However, we weigh the same now, bubba! I was 175.5 this morning (after my dump). I run and lift weights regularly, though so I gotta be sexier. Plus I ain't bald. 😇

Go argue with the voices in your head you MIGHT have a chance of winning in that case, I'm done with you arsehole...

175.5?

Only broads refer to partial pounds when weighing themselves.

But you saved your man card by waiting until AFTER your dump to step on the scale.

*Threadjack*

Anyone ever do the weigh in before and after the dump?

How much did it weigh?

Note: it's OK to use half and partial pounds here. This ain't vanity.

*threadjack to be continued*

What I DO do (see what I did?) is weigh myself naked after shaving. Socks, shoes, clothes, and unkempt beard seem to add 10- 15 pounds, yes, that is correct. It's been confirmed by NIH studies.

A few ounces?

Somebody needs more fiber.

I figure the marriage cost me about four hundred thousand. I know the divorced cost me about a hundred grand...

The economics say, for five hundred thousand dollars, I could have spent $1,315.78 a month on dating and hookers!

Men are stupid!

Brother, I only do that because I have a digital scale and it shows the tenths. When I was in weight loss mode, every tenth meant something to me.

I have sometimes lost a pound or more from a dump.

If I lose less than a pound, I call my doctor.

After 27 years?? That explains your dog in your avatar.

Yeah but here's the deal...

You'll fall off the wagon and get fat again ,,,

Me, I won't..

I eat right and have lot's of sex,,,

🍺

Micky Mouse finally filed for divorce against Minnie Mouse. After long deliberations the judge refused to grant Mickey a divorce, stating that he has seen no evidence to suggest that Minnie Mouse is crazy. Beside himself, Mickey said, "Your Honor, I didn't say she was CRAZY. I said she was f___ing Goofy!" ba-dum-bum

They are worth every penny!

JK, wife and I are happily married, good luck on your situation.

hope it all works out

LOL

I dont play cards either.

I weigh myself naked too...

Better outcome.

The best revenge.

I'm losing weight with a great and very pretty

Ten year younger girlfriend.

So glad i met her and to break the 22 month EX induced dry spell.

I dont play cards either.

I weigh myself naked too...

Better outcome.

The best revenge.

I'm losing weight with a great and very pretty

Ten year younger girlfriend.

So glad i met her and to break the 22 month EX induced dry spell.