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if we all just sent Obama out savings accounts we could avoid the spending cuts... it prolly isn't really our money anyway.... 😟

Not you. That was your co-worker Reverand Jim Ignatowski.

I am like rev Jim in many ways.

😱

My hair is perfect.

Thank you, Tailgater. Latka forgot. I think he has Ignatowsky envy.

Latka is cool. He went on to a stellar wars sling career.

No shame in being slow, son. You've got a good heart. 🍺

My heart isn't that good. I'm an evil bigot remember?

But I like apple jacks *drool*

No, son, you're not an evil bigot.
I'm sorry I tormented you. It wasn't fair. You just get brain freeze. I think the scientific term is cerebral tourettes.
Here's a lollipop. Try not to stick your eye.

Now you are just hurting my feeling. You know I'm very delicate.

Feeling was singular on purpose. I'm sure someone of your superior intellect figured that out though.

Ah ... Airline Humor. Gotta love it . . .

That one has been around for a long time. I noticed a few different names this time around.

Every day I could add a few more stories to this list. One that has been stuck in my head the last
several days is the woman who wanted to go to Maconga . . . It took a while, be we figured out it was Macon, GA.

[frypan]

I thought they were all true.

No.
Jet was lying.