DrafterX
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 12:01:36 PM

Man dies after trying to have sex with a HORNET NEST

The horny Swede, known as Hasse, was found unconscious on the ground after his stinging sex session.

Neighbour Bertil Stahfraas initially mistook Hasse's swollen body for a BEACHED WHALE.

Bertil said: "I walked up to the body and then I recognised his tattoo on his neck, representing a little angel who is rocking.

"I have never seen such a swollen pelvic bone. We did not talk very often, but he was still my neighbour."

Police reportedly found **** and Hasse’s pubic hair on a number of the dead insects and at the opening of the nest.

Sadly, the hornet fetishist died one hour after he was discovered on his farm in Ystad, Sweden.

A post-mortem found that Hasse had tried to have sex with the nest.

Authorities revealed the 35-year-old suffered 146 stings – 54 of them on his genitals.

Pathologists also found fingerprints from both of his hands on the nest.

Animal activists were reportedly angry at Hasse and expressed concern for the hornets

Film at 11..... 🤔

paulkeck
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 12:16:48 PM
that cant be real lmao
DrafterX
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 12:26:12 PM
it was on the internets... 😟

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4928831/man-dies-after-trying-to-have-sex-with-a-hornet-nest.html 

paulkeck
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 12:34:21 PM

then it must be true!! lol

Ram27
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 1:15:11 PM
🙏

[ram27bat]

ZRX1200
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 1:18:16 PM
Are the surviving hornets being offered free abortions?

And before marriage?

For shame.

bloody spaniard
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 1:33:41 PM
I heard that when he climaxed the bees nest went flying off and almost kilt several paying bystanders.
HockeyDad
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 1:42:32 PM

Hornet Nest Rape Outrage!

DrafterX
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 2:32:40 PM
ya... nobody ever thinks about the hornets... 😞
DrMaddVibe
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 8:03:15 PM
Didn't he have a match company?