On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the Alamo

and walked up to the observation post along the west wall of the fort.

William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were already there, looking out over the top of the wall.

These three great men gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving towards the Alamo.

With a puzzled look on his face, Crockett turned to Bowie and said,

" Jim are we, by any chance, having any landscaping done today?"

From Drunk History on Comedy Central.

They only had two Station Wagons,,,

Yeah.

Saw the same thing at Hertz...