itsawaldo
Saturday, September 7, 2013 12:23:15 AM
I was invited to an event tonight that happened to have a security detail.

I'm in the garage waiting on valet when one of the guys takes off his suit coat.

Did I expect these guys to be armed? You bet.

Did I expect the guy to have a (snicker) a gold plated .45?? (Double snicker) with, get this pearl handles?

Yes not ivory....too effing funny. I so wanted to ask him about his distinctive shooting iron. Like when he is walking the beat does he carry that joke of a gun or is it just for formal affairs. Yes I know he may still be a good shot but really? If he pulled that on me I'd still be laughing, even as we punched holes in each other.

I had to bite my tongue.

Fun night though.

sd72
Saturday, September 7, 2013 1:03:41 AM
Prison ball?
cacman
Saturday, September 7, 2013 1:53:07 AM
If you're in Texas it wouldn't surprise me one bit.

Must have been some foo-foo event to warrant such high-end armed security.

ZRX1200
Saturday, September 7, 2013 2:07:30 AM
Did you ask him to quote Ezekiel 17?

The path of the righteous man.....

Plowboy221
Saturday, September 7, 2013 11:20:23 AM
Is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Pulp Fuction one of the best movies there is.
Plowboy221
Saturday, September 7, 2013 11:20:41 AM
Is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Pulp Fiction one of the best movies there is.
Whistlebritches
Saturday, September 7, 2013 1:02:07 PM
I can do without the gold plating but pearl handles........you betcha.

Ron

wheelrite
Saturday, September 7, 2013 1:05:16 PM

Gay Porn the best movies there is.

Plowboy221 wrote:

what ?

#-o

Plowboy221
Saturday, September 7, 2013 1:14:25 PM
Better watch your back wheel, I'm gunning for you now [ram27bat]
wheelrite
Saturday, September 7, 2013 1:21:54 PM

Better watch your back wheel, I'm gunning for you now [ram27bat]

Plowboy221 wrote:

I'm married, sorry...

🍺

Lou Sanis
Saturday, September 7, 2013 1:28:52 PM
Are you guys really gay or just pretending?
wheelrite
Saturday, September 7, 2013 1:29:51 PM

Are you guys really gay or just pretending?

Lou Sanis wrote:

#-o

bloody spaniard
Saturday, September 7, 2013 1:45:01 PM
WTF would I care if it's a pearl handled and ivory carved with gold inlay gift from the king of Siam's pimp?

I carry a spud gun with rubber band trigger. That's all a man really needs.

Lou Sanis
Saturday, September 7, 2013 1:46:50 PM
The only ammo my guns need are my fists.
itsawaldo
Saturday, September 7, 2013 6:50:18 PM

I can do without the gold plating but pearl handles........you betcha.

Ron

Whistlebritches wrote:

I cannot believe how close I came to laughing out loud.

It looked like it came from an Indian Jewelry store. 22K.

If it was ever to be legal ivory has such a softer tone and shows the patina of care, use and age.

However MOP is a great looking substitute.

My brother has a .32 iver Johnson my uncle took off some Chicago pimp 50 years ago, chrome plated with pearl handles.