The turd causing the odor is under water and cant be the source so is there a film of floaty stank that floats off the baby ruth that makes its way to the top of the water and causes the foul odor and when you flush it goes down with the clinker?
Your Thoughts.........
Gas is lighter than water. Turds emit methane gas. The methane breaks the water surface and permeates the air as long as the turd is in the bowl. But, this effect is probably mitigated in the case of those with amply endowed bottoms whose legs rub together because they can create an airtight seal between the bowl and the atmosphere. This advantage is probably lost though when they lean over to do the paperwork.
HTH
I ponder thoughts like this while I mow our lawn. It takes 2 cigars to mow all of it so I have time to exercise my brain.
Any other Stupid Random Thoughts (SRT's)?
Good point on both.
mikey1597 wrote:
yes. buy a house with a smaller lawn. or hire Pedro
frankj1 wrote:
Pedro is busy cutting wheel's azz.
Abrignac wrote:
oh my!
In Texas a yard our size is small.
Smaller yard? Then I couldn't smoke 2 cigars!!
now I understand. It's different up here in the top right corner
Ron
Has anyone ever thought about piercing a wild chimps nipples?Making him a metrosexual of the wild so to speak.
Whistlebritches wrote:
Anxiously awaiting a report of the results.
what ?
How do blind people know when they are finished wiping after taking a dump ?
And, Who came up with the saying " It tastes like schitt"
A blind person
How did malodorous people tolerate socializing in close quarters much less love making? Snuff and perfume can only do so much.
(alas, brother Ari beat me to it)
Wheel, I think blind people rely on their other overdeveloped senses of smell and taste along with generous input of selfless souls to know when they're done wiping.
