Ok.....
I have some time...
This guy , my ex-wife worked with at two different companies was a real funny guy and a little over weight.
HE could do perfect imtations of coworkers voices and mannerisms....
Anyway,
The japanese sushi place offered normal lunch specials for 7.99 to 9.99
OR
ALL YOU COULD EAT lunches for $19.99....
WELLLLL
the operative word was "YOU" and not keep going back then telling everyone how good each one was and handing out all this free sushi to the whole table.
The stupid F#CK just kept going back and forth constantly reorderiing new choices then handing
His plate all around the table and he thought absolutely nothing was wrong with his actions!!!
I watched the owner LOSING IT AND getting STEAMING MAD for all of the 45 min luncheon....
He finally came over screaming w/ arms flailling and broken english w/ japanese thrown in...he was beet red and sweating....
He screamed "YOU BANNED ....YOU NO COME BACK...YOU BANNED FOR ALL TIME!!!!"
SUSHI ...ALL YOU CAN EAT SPECIAL ..NOT FOR
WHOLE TABLE....ONLY ONE PERSON....
YOU BANNED!!!!
I lost it badly and laughed like h#LL!!!!