illinichaser
12 years ago
Operation: Noob on Noob Violence - You've Been Noobed! round Tres!

Well, someone has to stir some chit with all you feisty noobs. So after talking with Grrr about this and hoping that TJ won't mind, I decided to try and bring this back for a new round with all of you chit stirrers. This was not my idea originally so I won't take any credit, I am just merely stepping in to facilitate. I have stolen all of the rules from the great guys that came before me. I can only hope that my efforts help pay some hommage to some truly great BOTL.

I played in round 2 and it was a ton of fun, so I suggest to any N00bz to come in and have some fun!



So, here are the "official" rules:


We need a minimum of 10 people. No more than 20. We can always expand if there is sufficient interest. Because most of you are noobs, there is no need for anyone to vouch for anyone. If someone ends up not coming through and not sending sticks, I will personally rectify the situation. Post here AND send me a PM if you want to participate. Put "OpNONV" in the subject line of the PM. Because you are noobs and PROBABLY dont have a huge selection, part of the deal is that you have no say over what you get. There will be some rules about this below.



- Packages/bombs can be launched as soon as you have your target. You MUST ship your package NO LATER THAN January 10. With the holidays coming up this will give everyone plenty of time to put your bomb together. When you ship your package, you can PM me any DC#'s and I'll let your person know that the package is on the way.



Rules:

1)Must send bomb by January 10th.

2)Must send your info to me by January 1st.

3)Match up will be sent to you by January 2nd.

4)Contents

a) bomb must consist of between 5-10 smokes. No more, no less. Any sticks more than 10 will be required to ship to the troops. This is not an elitist bombing. Chose your likes or if you know your recipient, his/her likes. Good sticks, NOT DOG ROCKETS. Good hand rolled cigars only. No White Owls etc. Oh and please no infused cigars such as Acids et.

b) bomb MUST have a bottle of local "sauce". This can be anything liquid that is local. Alcohol, hot sauce, BBQ sauce, Maple syrup, etc. If you make something personally, throw that in. Several people here make jams, jellys, syrups, etc.

c) bomb must have something from you that holds some sort of meaning to you. If you are a guitarist, throw in a pick. If you are a woodworker, throw in a knife. If you are in the military, throw in something from the military. THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING EXPENSIVE. This is just something for you to "personalize" your bomb.

5)Put in a hint so the recipient can try to guess who his/her bomber is.

6)Have Fun!!!



Want to play? Post here and send me an PM with your info.


BTW, this is for noobs only. I am the decision maker as to whether you are a noob or not. TJ and Grrr had the below qualifiers, but since this round is my game, I'll decide on a case by case basis as to whether one qualifies. If you've been a vet in the noob trade, you aren't a noob. If your name is Tucker, you aren't a noob. Etc. Etc. (TJ's rule but it still applies, sorry Tuck lol but i am more lenient than TJ lol)


Thanx TJ.

Thanks Grrr

All remember where this came from. . .

Well Im back on the boards after a leave of absence. Have missed the Chit stirring. So as i go from thread to thread(stirring CHIT), i have noticed alot of new faces and some new eager noobs looking to get into the action here. So after acouple of brief conversations with Hank and TJ, Hank and I have decided to resurrect this game from back when Hank and I were NOOBS (or ULTRA NOOBS as TJ called us). We had blast with the game. So with TJ's permission, I have borrowed his rules.




Now lets get this azzwhoopin started!

I will continue to chump edit this as I see fit. . . 🐴 🐴 🐴 🌫 🌫 🌫
Oscar
12 years ago
I think you need to update your dates... November is over bro!
illinichaser
12 years ago

I think you need to update your dates... November is over bro!

Oscar wrote:




Yep, just caught that and tried the chump edit. . . [frypan] [frypan] [frypan]
dharbolt
12 years ago
I'm in, pm inbound
kombat96
12 years ago
Oscar
12 years ago
wombat is a big ol noob!
reckless
12 years ago

wombat is a big ol noob!

Oscar wrote:


Oscars in so am I. Can he be my nood?????
kombat96
12 years ago
dharbolt
12 years ago
You dont get to pick you silly noob
Sculptor
12 years ago
Count me in.
Oscar
12 years ago

Oscars in so am I. Can he be my nood?????

reckless wrote:



Silly nood... Where did I say I am in? 🤐
reckless
12 years ago

You dont get to pick you silly noob

dharbolt wrote:

I DO WHAT I WANT!
Oscar
12 years ago

I DO WHAT I WANT!

reckless wrote:




Ok Cartman...
reckless
12 years ago

Silly nood... Where did I say I am in? 🤐

Oscar wrote:


Oh you're in... Trust me
Oscar
12 years ago

Oh you're in... Trust me

reckless wrote:




[-x
reckless
12 years ago

[-x

Oscar wrote:


🐴 right into submission
Oscar
12 years ago

🐴 right into submission

reckless wrote:




😴
wallyguitar
12 years ago
I know I'm super-ultra-mega-noob but would love to get in on this. Once condition, I cannot ship/receive booze (stationed in a Muslim country).
shaun341
12 years ago
I am in and wombat is a dink
illinichaser
12 years ago
Friday morning update- so far I have the following:
1. Dharbolt - pm received
2. Sculptor - pm received
3. Shaun- send me a new pm just so I can keep it straight
4. wallyguitar- send me a pm bro
5. This guy chickened out. He's afraid of the noobs
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