gryphonms
Monday, February 24, 2014 9:30:31 AM
Seems to me the retorts here are boring, repetitive, and juvenile in mine is bigger than yours manner. So I challenge you to create a witty retort on this post. Since I do not want to see anyone banned or the post removed please follow these rules. No cursing, no attacks on personal beliefs or sexual orientation, and as a group no picking on 1 particular individual.

I will throw out a few to start the contest.

1). Victor, on a cosmic scale your life has no more meaning or worth than someone that has an IQ of 70.

2). Whistlebritches, you do 1 thing really well, drink.

3). I really should have started this post on April 1st in honor of most forum members

4). Gryphon, why do you care about anyone here, no one cares about you

Thought it only fair mention myself. Also I do not think my retorts will hurt anyone since the individuals are strong willed and if you get the group one it was not about you.

jeferris
Monday, February 24, 2014 9:35:22 AM
Does admitting to the missed April 1 posting put yourself in that honored group?
gryphonms
Monday, February 24, 2014 9:36:48 AM
See a good one already!
jeferris
Monday, February 24, 2014 9:39:01 AM
Thank you sir...

I retire now...

John

KingoftheCove
Monday, February 24, 2014 9:49:12 AM
You have misjudged a majority of the members in this Forum.

Do you think anyone cares what YOU think about our posts and retorts?

Do you seriously think anyone anyone will waste their time trying to be "witty" to gain your approval?

Here's a thought:

PM JadeRose for some advice on this topic.

Then, there's a member from Texas, forgot his name at the moment......supposedly has a hot nurse for a wife........anyways, he's sure to be concerned about improving the wittiness of his retorts, so I suggest you contact him as well.

HockeyDad
Monday, February 24, 2014 10:00:13 AM
Return to the forum without posting.
Buckwheat
Monday, February 24, 2014 10:00:35 AM
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tailgater
Monday, February 24, 2014 10:56:53 AM
That April 1st comment is confounding.

Where's Robert Langdon when you need him?

frozenphoenix1
Monday, February 24, 2014 10:58:24 AM
πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€”

[-( 🀐 🀐 🀐 🀐

🐴 🐴 🐴

Thunder.Gerbil
Monday, February 24, 2014 11:07:24 AM
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Brewha
Monday, February 24, 2014 11:18:45 AM
I must admit that I think you expectations are unrealistic. This is after all a cigar auction forum – the shear percentage of curmudgeons and hard core conservatives β€˜limits’ the playing field, just a bit. Not that I’m calling everyone low brow; Cbid does have some rather intelligent and clever fellows, whether I agree with their world view or not. But really, consider your audience. Even where there is ability, there is little care to shine ones intellect – not when you can just make β€œthat’s what she said” jokes. I mean we are largely all here just to have a bit of fun – or push our world views on other – or both.
gryphonms
Monday, February 24, 2014 11:31:34 AM
11. Definitely accurate, but pot stirring is fun

gryphonms
Monday, February 24, 2014 11:32:57 AM
Glad to see pack mentality is alive and well, who is alpha?
HockeyDad
Monday, February 24, 2014 11:42:54 AM

Glad to see pack mentality is alive and well, who is alpha?

gryphonms wrote:

Hung On A Cross Outrage!

Brewha
Monday, February 24, 2014 11:57:26 AM

Glad to see pack mentality is alive and well, who is alpha?

gryphonms wrote:

As one of the few and rare Cbid liberals (Cbid’s greatest asset), I hardly qualify are part of a pack mentality.

DadZilla3
Monday, February 24, 2014 11:59:42 AM

I must admit that I think you expectations are unrealistic. This is after all a cigar auction forum – the shear percentage of curmudgeons and hard core conservatives β€˜limits’ the playing field, just a bit. Not that I’m calling everyone low brow; Cbid does have some rather intelligent and clever fellows, whether I agree with their world view or not. But really, consider your audience. Even where there is ability, there is little care to shine ones intellect – not when you can just make β€œthat’s what she said” jokes. I mean we are largely all here just to have a bit of fun – or push our world views on other – or both.

Brewha wrote:

I tend agree with Brewha on this: 'we are largely all here just to have a bit of fun – or push our world views on other – or both'.

Oh and Brew, it's 'sheer' not 'shear' in that context. 🌫

dstieger
Monday, February 24, 2014 12:04:02 PM
What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
gryphonms
Monday, February 24, 2014 12:06:08 PM
Brewha sorry if you thought I meant you. I did not.
GhostTown
Monday, February 24, 2014 12:08:10 PM

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

dstieger wrote:

What?

bloody spaniard
Monday, February 24, 2014 12:15:51 PM
Was Marcellus the husky Roman negro with bandaid on the back of his neck (wart removal?) married to Ooooma & sodomized by racist f ags?

...and I agree with the Brewsmeisterha. Oh, and don't pick on the boy for minor typos, Dad, like shear/sheer. If I had a nigre for evry mistake I've made.