The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of

breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he

did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every

day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the

ladies. You'll feel like 40 again!"

So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery . As he was looking

around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any

rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He says, "I want five loaves." A bit surprised, she replies, "My goodness, five loaves! By the

time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this ****t but me."