a man at a bar was appoached by the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
she told him she had been cursed by a wicked witch. before she was
cursed she was runnerup in the miss america beauty pagent and the ugly
witch cursed her and turned her into the fat pimply faced ugger that she
had become. the only way she could be returned to the gorgeous woman
she once was, would be to find a kind man who would spend an entire night
satisfying all her sexual needs, and in the morning she would be the beauty
she once ws and she would thank him by becoing his sex slave, always ready
to satisfy him any time, any place.
after an exhausting night of sex, he finally fell asleep.
when he woke up the ugger was still there smellng of sweat and just as ugly
as she was during the horrible sex he had endured satisfying her demands
"what is this?" he asked seeing the same ugly person he spent the night satisfying.
"how old are you?" she asked.
he responded "133".
"and you still believe in witches?
i'll bet you get your new from the fox channel
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