Find a workout you'll enjoy and stick with, whether it be crossfit, lifting 3x12, 5x5, 1x20, aerobics class, running around the block, triathlons....then add in something completely different (i.e. aerobics if you like to lift) for balance as much as you can stand it.
Eat whole foods.
Enjoy cheat foods, booze and cigars in moderation to stay sane and not be a f'in nut job fitness nazi we all hate.
Die anyway, but enjoy the trip.
There, saved you $50-100 a week on personal training and more than that on a shrink.
Oh yeah, shoot guns, blow $h!t up and ride motorcycles. Works for me.
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