bs_kwaj
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Saturday, January 17, 2015 6:57:20 AM
7 Things You'll Never See A Real Cigar Smoker Do

http://tinyurl.com/lcvcr7o 

Chewmaize
Saturday, January 17, 2015 8:15:04 AM
Good article. While I was reading it I couldn't help but think of a total of 8 people that I know that do the very things that the article was talking about. Awesome read. 🌫
tonygraz
Saturday, January 17, 2015 8:28:09 AM
Guilty of # 3, but have been trying to minimize it.
itsawaldo
Saturday, January 17, 2015 8:49:13 AM
^me too Tony, when I'm trying a lawnrocket cutting the grass, I have a push mower and no Pedro's to push it.
madspackler
Tuesday, January 20, 2015 1:35:45 PM
They missed one...and one of my pet peeves- Never lick the entire outside of the cigar before lighting it. It does not need a bath. If it is properly stored and cared for it does not need it.

My FIL - (love him to death but his habits can drive you crazy) insists upon giving any cigar he is about to smoke a tongue bath. Not only is it nasty - but it is only appropriate for dried out dog rockets you have left in your glovebox for a year. For that reason alone, he only gets quasi-rockets from me when we go golfing together. No need to waste a fine smoke if he is going to drown it.

bgz
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Tuesday, January 20, 2015 1:43:46 PM
Gave my uncle a cigar one time, he tried to convince me to dip it in whiskey, I was like, f that...

He's all, let me see your whiskey, I was like f no.

Then he grabs my other uncle's whiskey and dips his cigar in it... and other uncle was like wtf...

OMFG, funny chit.

reckless
Tuesday, January 20, 2015 1:51:02 PM
I know a couple of guys around here who inhale.....
bgz
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Tuesday, January 20, 2015 1:55:51 PM
I inhale on accident sometimes, sucks.
tonygraz
Tuesday, January 20, 2015 3:33:07 PM
There's one guy I smoke with rarely and he always dunks the cigar in liquor. I figure that the head of the cigar is moist enough.
bgz
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Tuesday, January 20, 2015 3:41:05 PM
Soggy cigar heads... not a big fan.
99cobra2881
Tuesday, January 20, 2015 3:48:09 PM

Soggy cigar heads... not a big fan.

bgz wrote:

When I'm done with a cigar the head will be damp. I watch friends slobber and chew on their cigars and then set them down with 2 1/2" left because they got bitter.

I started this after I noticed how much better the cigar would taste if I clipped some off the head again. The only difference being that the tobacco up further in the cigar wasn't soaked by spit. Been smoking better ever since I started keeping the head dry. To each his own though.

charliebarr
Tuesday, January 20, 2015 6:32:10 PM
What the hell is the point of this????As cobra said when I first got into cigars I'd get them lil wet .At that point draw and taste go downhill so I am a bit more gentle and problem solved.I can't for the life of me understand doing this on purpose??????
kombat96
Tuesday, January 20, 2015 6:49:25 PM
#8, post threads like this.
charliebarr
Tuesday, January 20, 2015 7:01:59 PM
Wat u talkn bout komot?..So know not inhalin cigars is issue sorta boggles me a bit also...???
delta1
Tuesday, January 20, 2015 7:02:22 PM
It's usually the old-timers who dunk cigars or give them a BJ before lighting up. Seems to be a practice from old days when machine made cigars, Roi Tan, El Producto, Dutch Masters etc. were sold out on a shelf, not in a humidor, and tended to dry out.
bgz
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Tuesday, January 20, 2015 7:08:00 PM
Translation:

#13 : References non-existent #8 on the list of 7 that this thread is about (Obviously he read it, and commented on it)

#14: References my post #8 of accidental inhale (Rarely happens, just saying)... that's all I got, stuck it into google translate came up with this, went from english to czech and back...

Wat u talkn match Komoto ? .. So I do not know inhalin cigars question is sorta scares me a bit as well ... ???

There you have it

charliebarr
Tuesday, January 20, 2015 7:31:04 PM
I have know learned all I need for today..ThAnks Delta and Bgz_14
Hammerhead69
Saturday, January 24, 2015 12:38:36 PM

They missed one...and one of my pet peeves- Never lick the entire outside of the cigar before lighting it. It does not need a bath. If it is properly stored and cared for it does not need it.

My FIL - (love him to death but his habits can drive you crazy) insists upon giving any cigar he is about to smoke a tongue bath. Not only is it nasty - but it is only appropriate for dried out dog rockets you have left in your glovebox for a year. For that reason alone, he only gets quasi-rockets from me when we go golfing together. No need to waste a fine smoke if he is going to drown it.

madspackler wrote:

I think we have the same FIL. Couple months back I caught him with a JL #4 out of my cabinet. I normally wouldn't care, but he bites the end off, licks it and can't tell the difference between a white owl and a montecristo! Then to top it off he leaves a a good 2.5 in the ashtray. So, I locked up all the good stuff in my cabinet and leave a 150 ct. humidor with plenty of medium range easy to get cigars.lol