Wow....this chyte is fn hilarious. I mean, really.....why the he|| would we attack Texas??? If anything, we probably ought to offer it back to Mexico. I'm just stunned that there are people....a LOT of people who believe this stuff.....just wow

Nice try, but you're on the list too.

I'm on a lot of lists. But if I ever get on the TFH (Tin Foil Hat) List......you may feel free to lock me up

And here I thought this thread would be about tie-rod guards. Me walks away disappointed.

It'll never happen, Texas is the job creation leader, dear leader's economy would look crappier than ever.

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No doubt that we are all getting crazier, and Texas is fighting to be no. 1.

I'm a little let down dsteiger... when I saw the title of this thread I was sure it was gonna be a post warning us about the government's imminent attack on texas by one of our own members of the TFHB (they have a Brigade here on cbid... not just a list).

I'm gonna go join TG in the disappointed corner.

I thought this thread was about smuggling Asian artifacts from the Ming Dynasty or earlier.

I thought Jade was just telling us his last name... 😟

Remember Goliad!

At least I've lived up to expectations and disappointed nearly everyone. To those that I haven't; I apologize

You sir are no Wheelrite.

Nah... it's a condom brand specifically made for Jade.

it only comes in XXXS.....


.... and wheel's got 100s of them stockpiled for his next visit.

We can all rest easily; Ted Cruz is on the case.

Chuck Norris is convinced, time to put him in a home before he goes homeless.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/05/06/1382733/-Meet-the-Jade-Helm-conspiracy-theory-The-federal-government-s-plot-to-invade-nbsp-Texas 

Dailykos????


LMAO

Driven thru there several times, I didn't come and I didn't take anything..

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Jade - 1 :a broken-down, vicious, or worthless horse
Helm - transitive verb
:to cover or furnish with a helmet or, a :a lever or wheel controlling the rudder of a ship for steering; broadly :the entire apparatus for steering a ship

So operation broken horse cover? Or steerer? Steer from harms way?

Weird choice if words....

Hillbilly logic in 1....2.....3

If the Gov. Was going to declare Marshall law. They wouldn't tell us first. It's a conspiracy of some sort but.... No one knows the motive.

U.S. Has a big active Military, but good luck turning them on the public. These folks have more patriotism in their pinky than most have ever had.

If by a divine intervention the do decide to turn on their family. I think this would wake a bigger bear.... The U.S. Veterans...

Have you seen that list lately? Yeah...... There's a lot of them. Every Walmart, Gunstore, etc. has armed U.S. To the teeth. Which is why I think there hasn't been a war on this rock in quite awhile.

Texas.....?. Would be the last state I would try to declare Marshall In. Them dudes shoot for fun

Somebody is listening to Alex Jones waaaay too much.