Got a fart in a jar for trade, just to keep this legit.
You fuggers!!! Mikey needs or help. Pm his arsecoal!
Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:
Thanks Josh
Many Thanks to all that are jumping in on this!
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Hopefully im not making it worse ;)
05busa wrote:
Take a whiff - see if it's done yet!!
WHAT DA!
Farts have a higher specific gravity than ordinary air but have expanding properties. When storing for proper aging, insure it is not contaminated by fresh air. After the fart is placed in the jar (veeeerry carefully), the lid should be unscrewed slightly to allow escape of any fresh air remaining as the fart commences its expansion phase. As the fart expands from the bottom of the jar, wait until it is the fart is first detected escaping from the lid/jar interface (we call this the leading fartal front). You will need to use you olfactory skills to detect the critical moment. Then quickly screw the lid shut (a wax seal gives extra protection).
Mikey has done this before but the above is for those of you who want to learn.
P.S. FIJ needs to be added to acronyms list.
