Poll Question: Is Global Warming Real?
MACS
11 years ago

Maybe if all the atheist liberal douchebags turned back to the Lord, the Pope might put a good word in with Jesus and this whole global warming thing would go away.

HockeyDad wrote:



Classic... if we had signatures on this site... this would be my new one!
tailgater
11 years ago

Maybe if all the atheist liberal douchebags turned back to the Lord, the Pope might put a good word in with Jesus and this whole global warming thing would go away.

HockeyDad wrote:



That was the theme of the sermon at the last Westboro Baptist Church gathering.


MACS
11 years ago

That was the theme of the sermon at the last Westboro Baptist Church gathering.


tailgater wrote:



I don't think they're catholic... why would they plead with the pope? 🤔

And if they ARE catholic... I think they may have issues with some of their clergy rogering alter boys. 😰
tailgater
11 years ago
Who said anything about being Catholic?
MACS
11 years ago

Who said anything about being Catholic?

tailgater wrote:



"Westboro BAPTIST church"... "Maybe the Pope will put in a good word with Jesus"...

Baptists do not revere the pope. That's purely catholic.

You mentioned Westboro Church. LHD mentioned the Pope. I was merely pointing out the irony in a church dedicated to hating gay people and the fact that catholic priests frequently perform gay acts on alter boys.

I'm pretty sure that church doesn't give a flying fook what the pope has to say.
frankj1
11 years ago

"Westboro BAPTIST church"... "Maybe the Pope will put in a good word with Jesus"...

Baptists do not revere the pope. That's purely catholic.

You mentioned Westboro Church. LHD mentioned the Pope. I was merely pointing out the irony in a church dedicated to hating gay people and the fact that catholic priests frequently perform gay acts on alter boys.

I'm pretty sure that church doesn't give a flying fook what the pope has to say.

MACS wrote:


pedophiles, not gays.
MACS
11 years ago

pedophiles, not gays.

frankj1 wrote:



Um... the alter BOYS are the same sex as the priests. I think they're pedophiles AND gays.

Semantics, Frank... my point is still valid. A church that is dedicated to the hatred of gays isn't going to implore the leader of a church renowned for protecting perpetrators of gay, pedophilic acts.
frankj1
11 years ago
disgusting argument anyway MACS.
MACS
11 years ago

disgusting argument anyway MACS.

frankj1 wrote:



I will whole heartedly agree with that assertion, Frank. But this is the world we live in, sir. At one point in my life, I wanted to believe that people were innately good.

I've traveled the world, sir. I've seen more than a dozen countries. I've seen war. I've seen killing, and I've been a part of it.

I work in a jail. I am surrounded by people who victimize the populace. They are able to do what they do because of the many people willing to be victimized.

The sheep/wolf/sheepdog story is an amusing anecdote... until you live it. There are wolves. They are unforgiving, uncaring, and ruthless. They do what they do because they are allowed to. They prey on the weak. They do it inside prison walls. They will not change.

A wolf changes, only when his prey forces the change. Wolves never attack a healthy stag. It's too dangerous. They're not brave, you see... they prey on the weak. Or, like a wolf pack, a gang attacks in force.

I'll wrap this diatribe up in a small, neat bow. Which may appeal to your jewish side... God said, an eye for an eye. Jesus said, turn the other cheek. You're Jewish... you should be in favor of brutalizing people who brutalize others (that's all they respond to... I've seen it first hand) not giving them the opportunity to brutalize your friends and family as well... (turn the other cheek... if you do not stop them, they WILL continue to do what they do).

Wait... you said you don't "practice" your faith, right?

Which is why the Jews went through what they did... and why Jesus was necessary. Jackass.
tailgater
11 years ago
MACS has been frequenting that jailhouse shower a bit too much.
tailgater
11 years ago
MACS has been frequenting that jailhouse shower a bit too much.
frankj1
11 years ago

I will whole heartedly agree with that assertion, Frank. But this is the world we live in, sir. At one point in my life, I wanted to believe that people were innately good.

I've traveled the world, sir. I've seen more than a dozen countries. I've seen war. I've seen killing, and I've been a part of it.

I work in a jail. I am surrounded by people who victimize the populace. They are able to do what they do because of the many people willing to be victimized.

The sheep/wolf/sheepdog story is an amusing anecdote... until you live it. There are wolves. They are unforgiving, uncaring, and ruthless. They do what they do because they are allowed to. They prey on the weak. They do it inside prison walls. They will not change.

A wolf changes, only when his prey forces the change. Wolves never attack a healthy stag. It's too dangerous. They're not brave, you see... they prey on the weak. Or, like a wolf pack, a gang attacks in force.

I'll wrap this diatribe up in a small, neat bow. Which may appeal to your jewish side... God said, an eye for an eye. Jesus said, turn the other cheek. You're Jewish... you should be in favor of brutalizing people who brutalize others (that's all they respond to... I've seen it first hand) not giving them the opportunity to brutalize your friends and family as well... (turn the other cheek... if you do not stop them, they WILL continue to do what they do).

Wait... you said you don't "practice" your faith, right?

Which is why the Jews went through what they did... and why Jesus was necessary. Jackass.

MACS wrote:


I may not be devout, but I assure you I am neither weak nor a jackass. And that's a pretty simplistic and ill informed summation of Jewish history.

I am full of compassion, I am able to forgive but not forget, and I strongly disagree with your premise that Jews and Christians should be expected to have different societal values. Right is right, and Good is Good.

I will not debate this but Jews believe the Old Testament is the word of God. Others believe in sequels, for sure. I believe if the NT works for you to make you better, then it is working correctly. You are aware that more people believe
in later rewrites than the NT, right? I'll choose to believe that a perfect being made a perfect first draft...and I don't give two **** what you think of my conclusions, yet I can overlook it and still befriend you. I'd even fight TMCTLT for your right to choose the Book of your choice...HA!


MACS
11 years ago
^The last part wasn't me criticizing, or making light of your faith, it was good-natured ribbing... which doesn't translate to the boards very well. 🤦 I'm sorry if I offended you, it was not intended. I should have known better than to mix religion with attempted comedy via print.

It's like when I call 8track a jackass... he's my brother from another mother.

TG - Maybe working there has soured me even more. I see these cretins commit crimes that deserve years, and they get 90 days. It would be laughable if it wasn't actually tragic.
tailgater
11 years ago
But religion IS funny.
And MACS does have a live stream in the mens shower (take that however you want to).

Now kiss and make up.
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11 years ago

Maybe if all the atheist liberal douchebags turned back to the Lord, the Pope might put a good word in with Jesus and this whole global warming thing would go away.

HockeyDad wrote:


Great idea. Than the conservative religious dicks could embrace religious freedom so that Mohammed could find us our trickle down.



Ok, that idea may have a few kinks in it.....
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11 years ago

But religion IS funny.
And MACS does have a live stream in the mens shower (take that however you want to).

Now kiss and make up.

tailgater wrote:


In the shower?

😱
DrafterX
11 years ago
That would be gay... 🤐
frankj1
11 years ago

But religion IS funny.
And MACS does have a live stream in the mens shower (take that however you want to).

Now kiss and make up.

tailgater wrote:


as expected, we made up. MACS is my bro.

in fact, he agreed to be your date when you double with Edin508 and me!
MACS
11 years ago
I hope Joe gives me a second chance... I canceled on him once. 😇
frankj1
11 years ago
from what I read recently, we should expect him to turn the other cheek...not sure which cheek though.
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