Because I was just given clearance to use my nuclear weapons for a second strike on Maryland.

OH WAIT! Smashed lives there, and Uncle Bob is there after I nailed his house the other week. Smashed, you had better take cover brother. I hope some of my BOTL have hit you hard after I called in back-up, but now the clearance has come. To prove it, here is my nuclear clearance code

0103 8555 7494 3041 9240

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday; You're Dead Meat!

Stefan

Oh Sh**,
Im headed for the hills. Going into hiding.

You can stay at my house until the mushroom cloud disepates Jas. Whats let of it anyway 😞

UB

Stefan, clip the Cubita about 1/4 inch and the problem will go away.. To keep the cost low, please don't re-write your original findings...

BB

Bob-
I'm sure this one will be fine. Now, what's this about having a part of the house left? Must I send another missile your way to finish the job? LoL.
Stefan

Stefan, My woodshop still stands and the mail man can't get back there..Sorta like a cigar bomb shelter..Jas can stay there with me and the wife for awhile..Besides, I haven't launched my return volley yet my freind...waiting for a delivery from out of country....Hehehehe..Nasty tactical nukes.

BB

Do you really want to go there Uncle Bob? Seriously, do ya? After your nephew's nuke hits, I think it would be wise for you to observe and step down. Muahahahaha!
Stefan

It's not really return attack. It's more a peace offering. Don't worry, it won't hurt 😮

BB

Waving the white flag Uncle Bob? LoL. I have a feeling he's offering peace because he wants me to attack his foes. You know, I'm real pathetic with this bombing stuff, aren't I?
Stefan

Its freeking fun though..:-)

I Live in Frederick!

Can you see a mushroom cloud from Frederick?
Stefan

Definately! looking for fallout in my front yard...so far no sticks falling from the skies, so everything must have made it to the target!!

Definately! looking for fallout in my front yard...so far no sticks falling from the skies, so everything must have made it to the target!!

I'm safe across the river in Leesburg, but I think I saw the flash!