Only a Slim chance of making it big there.

Ha! I see what you did there.

MEXICAN CAPITALISM - You have two cows. You have to give on to the local governmental official as a bribe and give one to the local drug lord so he protects you from the neighboring drug lord. Then you borrow two more cows from a loan shark in order to feed your family. You cross the border to work in U.S. so you can send money back home to pay off your debt. But the interest exceeds your income so you send for your family to cross the border too.

It's funny how that desert turtle was able to survive hundreds of nuclear explosions nearby, but his very existance was threatened by some cows. [gonzo]