frozenphoenix1
10 years ago
Someone summon the Royal Scribe to report to the Queen. We may then receive the required list. Until then we riot at the gates of the castle, she will meet our needs or we will be required to bomb the gates open.
mikey1597
10 years ago

Well gee, mikey, until now all the pot stirrers knew that they were already in the soup and thus might as well earn their pain.

You, my friend, were not in that group. Until now. Oh what a lovely evening!

boileremt wrote:




I don't think so Missy
DaQueenBeez
10 years ago
HRH fell asleep sitting upright. The royal physician suggested that my knotted neck and aching jaw may be due to stress, and perhaps I should switch to decaf.
It took quite a while for my "specialist" to finish working with him...but we are now taking applications for the position of royal physician.
The small green amphibian ambassador from the Bronco kingdom has helped me to compile a list, whilst aiding me in a bit of inventory reduction.
The list:


Solidly elitist and/or impossible to find(for Jamie, if he lives):
Any from the previous list
Any cc
Any opus (esp small rg)
Any other opus
Any Casa Puente
Ashton vsg
GoF
Ashton aged Maduro
Pardon family reserve Maduro
Don Carlos anniversario
Liga#9'piggie
Perdomo EdS Maduro
Perdomo EdS Keeney Cameroon
Viaje stuffed turkey
Pardon millennium
OR DD

Other and/or somewhat more sensible:
My namesake/signature
Oliva V Melanio Maduro
Oliva v Maduro
Oliva G Maduro
Any Partagas of any origin
Duck Commander (haha - I KEED! Novelty value is pretty high though lol!)
Bad frog (to be gifted to a certain bad froggie)
Ibrik (not a cigar - I just want one)
Key to Hugh Jackman's hotel room, a bottle of chloroform and a bag of bungee cords
DaQueenBeez
10 years ago

Someone summon the Royal Scribe to report to the Queen. We may then receive the required list. Until then we riot at the gates of the castle, she will meet our needs or we will be required to bomb the gates open.

frozenphoenix1 wrote:




Oh princess? Mommy needs a favor...there's an allowance bonus in it for you.
Head-on-a-pike sounds good...I need a new conversation piece for the parlor.
boileremt
10 years ago

Oh princess? Mommy needs a favor...there's an allowance bonus in it for you.
Head-on-a-pike sounds good...I need a new conversation piece for the parlor.

DaQueenBeez wrote:



Yes Mommie, what is it? It is almost time for my sleepy dose of meds, but I shall try to help out. If it is in regards to that minor disturbance at the gates, I do believe I have that handled.
DaQueenBeez
10 years ago
A ah, that's my girl!
Tomorrow, we should call in the aestheticians. We'll put a couple of rioters on the pyre and have a nice mommy and me firelight spa day!
boileremt
10 years ago

A ah, that's my girl!
Tomorrow, we should call in the aestheticians. We'll put a couple of rioters on the pyre and have a nice mommy and me firelight spa day!

DaQueenBeez wrote:




Good deal! Glad you added a couple extra things to your list, 'cuz I think I covered almost the whole prior one. Although with all the meds you have me on now, things are a big foggy.

😂
DaQueenBeez
10 years ago
illinichaser
10 years ago
[LOL]


This is too rich.

ZRX1200
10 years ago
It needed a little spice.
DaQueenBeez
10 years ago
^^^ troublemaker
frozenphoenix1
10 years ago
Hmmm... all quiet in the castle today, no shenanigans at the gates... calm before the storm?
shaun341
10 years ago
I got DQB!!!

Let the outrage begin as I think who to gift this to.
DaQueenBeez
10 years ago

Hmmm... all quiet in the castle today, no shenanigans at the gates... calm before the storm?

frozenphoenix1 wrote:


Volleyball tournament lol
shaun341
10 years ago
You know what I would like to give the Queen a chance to get Jamie back so I gift my turn to Jamie...post a list!
DaQueenBeez
10 years ago
^^^ we use the heads of rioters and troublemakers, as well as the head of a recently deceased physician who unwisely suggested I restrict my caffeine intake.

A wise physician would have suggested I increase my wine intake, instead.
shaun341
10 years ago

^^^ we use the heads of rioters and troublemakers, as well as the head of a recently deceased physician who unwisely suggested I restrict my caffeine intake.

A wise physician would have suggested I increase my wine intake, instead.

DaQueenBeez wrote:




So send wine instead of coffee? Red or white?
ZRX1200
10 years ago
Well...quite a crooked line we've weaved.

Now Shaun has fallen under daqueen's manipulative spell

Evil controls him
Daqueen power tripping now
Rebel fellow BOTL
DaQueenBeez
10 years ago
Bomb Jamie.
Bomb da frog.
DaQueenBeez
10 years ago
Things did not end well for the last person who tried to get between me and my java lol!
Jamie, your misquoting of the bard has given me brain damage, but I will MOSTLY forgive you for adding the sezzy haiku!

Power has not tripped me...I did not trip! Do not imply that I am prone to such Clouseau-esque buffoonery.
I'm lying on the ground because I'm taking a nap. Yes, there is a possibility that wine was involved, but it should have been doctor's orders, and therefore medicinal, so it's all good.
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