DaQueenBeez
10 years ago

Kaboom! Grumpie just walked into the office, handed me a box and immediately left the area. Silly me, I didn't listen for ticking before opening. I was thinking to myself that it was 1) a rather innocent looking package and 2) from an Illini, so just how bad could it be? Kinda like the Purdue sports teams in general, I always seem to underestimate the damage an opponent can deliver.

Well, Jeremy took my list to heart and I will need some help with a couple of these since I haven't been up on the latest releases

Viaje white label with #1 on baggie
Illusione Epernay with #2 on baggie
Tat Tattoo with #3 on baggie
Illusione 2
Viaje Holiday Blend
Viaje Zombie Antidote
Mystery Cigar that reminds me of a Tat Gran Cojonu the way the wrapper is folded over the foot
Viaje Holiday Blend Candy Cane (had to look it up)
Tat 7th Capa Especial

This entire hit is composed of cigars that we haven't tried. I will have to hide that Zombie Antidote from Grumpie. Rats, she just saw it and claimed it. She was just waiting for the smoke from the explosion to clear before she came back in to see what had landed. The ZA is already headed out the door.

Thank you, Jeremy for a great hit full of new cigars which will soon meet a fiery death!

=d> 🍺

boileremt wrote:



BRAVO ILLINI!!!!
A nice little swat on the rear for our princess...maybe it will take her attention off of flirting with the field workers for a while!
Bur
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10 years ago
I am sad to report the three shpos I went by don't and might not ever carry DE Smoking Monks. I'll keep a lookout for you Illini, and my feeble attempt to keep pace with this board full of elitist azzhats flies tomorrow.

Hope I hit a few good blows, since you are low and all from blowing a hole in Mouse Manor, as you call it.
Palama
10 years ago
Kept the crazy under control. Out to Jamie:

9405803699300070224351

ETA 9/18/15 (...but if past history holds true, most likely a Saturday delivery...)
DBIII
10 years ago

You know,I tried to send a package to Dan once and some low life stole all of the cigars. I think it is only right that I try again.


I got this.



And I don't think Palama should get to play the game without having to post a list himself. So I gift my turn to Palama.

illinichaser wrote:




HA, nice on getting Palama! And thank you for the pickup, that was the only time I believe that I got an empty box after sending and receiving hundreds of smokes back and forth all over the US....was bound to happen at some point! Thanks for the retry!

🇨🇮
illinichaser
10 years ago
Still looking for Dan's addy
Bur
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10 years ago
Still ain't got it, but I got this # for you: 9505 5111 8020 5258 4210 82

The smokes would have maybe fit in a SFR but why risk it? Anyway there was plenty of room for swag this way.

Bwahahahahah

Should be there for the weekend!
boileremt
10 years ago
illinichaser's package ships today along with the ones for the Four Mooseketeers who can be blamed for most of the destruction. I did include a sample of each of the DE Smoking Monk series except for the Imperial Stout which I didn't have. As I said, Jeremy, you can blame the pot-stirrers. I hope you have a little storage room.

[frypan]

Bur and Mommie Dearest should be getting theirs in the next couple days. Yeehaw!
Bur
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10 years ago
I've moved.

And are Smoking Monks internet only? Went 0 for every shpo trying to find one or two for Illini.....
illinichaser
10 years ago
I get back home on Friday, this should make a great welcome home gift. . .
boileremt
10 years ago

I get back home on Friday, this should make a great welcome home gift. . .

illinichaser wrote:



I suppose that depends on your state of mind when you return. Keep an open mind and your sense of humor handy. I will say no more.
frozenphoenix1
10 years ago
Oh... this is gonna be good.
Bur
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10 years ago
So I get home tonight and there is a box from "A Loyal Customer of the Box Express" on what used to be my porch.

A suspicious return address? Check

Threats made to my domicile? Check

Crazy woman running amok not on her Royal Meds? Double Check.

So I call Ahmed Mohammed of Irving TX for help but he cusses me out in Arabic, says it's not a clock so I can't help you, and hangs up. So much for interfaith partnership.

I grab my small hand-entry pen knife, delicately cut away the tape.

KABOOM.

Not a fiver. Not two 5ers. 7, count 'em 7 5ers. 37 cigars, and there isn't a yard gar in the bunch. Lots of lanceros from Illusione, LFD, Tat, and AVOs, AF, and Pardon 64. And two Ashton VSGs. Plus a Satori, an Opus X, a God of Fire. What da?

By now the dogs are hiding under the bed whimpering. But there is another bubble wrapped auxiliary charge waiting to go off. Not a sample of pipe tobacco, of course not silly me. A full unopened tin of Presbyterian Mixture and to keep it company a tin of ST James Flake. Its only been cellared since 2013, so my intro to VaPers is gonna set a high bar.

The cat seeks refuge with the dogs at this point as secondary frag, Ie. swag, starts flying out. Three pipe tools ( who dimed me out on how often I lose them?), two MM small cobs (woo hoo, no more half bowls for short smokes!) and a variety of pipe cleaners. Oh and a fortune teller magic fish!

Oh the perpetrator did include a note. Something about catching as much of my list and including packing material. Jules, you obliterated my list! It's gonna take a while to actually identify some of these-i just saw a Satori in the shpo and might ash it first! Thank you, and I feel like I've been re-noobed.

And Delta1, your gifting of this pass won't be forgotten either.
mikey1597
10 years ago
Jules kicked you arse!


Bur
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10 years ago

Jules kicked you arse!


mikey1597 wrote:


Around the block and back!

But she also launched a little sumthin' sumthin' your way, so laugh now.
mikey1597
10 years ago
frozenphoenix1
10 years ago
Dayum!!!

Ok... that seems a bit like a moose just took a big s*** on your porch. Hopefully they just sent a calf moose to my house.
DaQueenBeez
10 years ago
Holy mother lovin' tap dancing crap on a cracker, Jules!
I could be a minute getting my bearings...
stinger88
10 years ago
Alrighty, I think I can do Palama's list justice. I have a few other packages that will be going out, I will just add another. It is always fun smacking Conan around.
DaQueenBeez
10 years ago



So I call Ahmed Mohammed of Irving TX for help but he cusses me out in Arabic, says it's not a clock so I can't help you, and hangs up. So much for interfaith partnership.

Bur wrote:



Dial it down, fella - that made me spew my Pinot!
DaQueenBeez
10 years ago

Dayum!!!

Ok... that seems a bit like a moose just took a big s*** on your porch. Hopefully they just sent a calf moose to my house.

frozenphoenix1 wrote:




Bend over and kiss your keister bye bye...
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