Lolz.

🇨🇮

Lol

Just don't go after eating a **** ton of curry because when you start burping it up they nearly puke all over you.

unless you're into that

lmao

Honest mistake.

Just remember, the lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying!

I already know their names, Crystal, Cherry and Sherry.

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Well, faster than you can say, shallow grave
This pretty little thing come up to me
And starts kneadin' my balls like hard boiled eggs in a tube sock
Said her name was Bambi and I said
"Well, that's a Coincidence darlin'
'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a Deer"

Why You assume 🇨🇮 think they are single??