DrafterX
10 years ago
He wore lots of shoes... 😟
DrMaddVibe
10 years ago
He stored them all in that stove pipe hat!
ZRX1200
10 years ago
The guy who suspended habeas corpus, and placed illegal taxes and teriffs on the south to start the civil war? That vampire hunter?
DrMaddVibe
10 years ago

The guy who suspended habeas corpus, and placed illegal taxes and teriffs on the south to start the civil war? That vampire hubter?

ZRX1200 wrote:




Yup...they even made a biopic about it!
ZRX1200
10 years ago
I heard CROS spent his life savings on a pair of Abe's underpants.
DrMaddVibe
10 years ago

I heard CROS spent his life savings on a pair of Abe's underpants.

ZRX1200 wrote:




That was Abe Figoda
teddyballgame
10 years ago

Why did Jesus tell them not to do that?

DrMaddVibe wrote:




You mean like 2000 years ago?

And you suppose that Christian religious zealots want to take us back to that age?

I just keep missing those messages in the homilies at Mass. They must be coded.

Madvibe, you are so full of it.

When I want any crap out of you, I will just squeeze your neck.
DrMaddVibe
10 years ago

You mean like 2000 years ago?

And you suppose that Christian religious zealots want to take us back to that age?

I just keep missing those messages in the homilies at Mass. They must be coded.

Madvibe, you are so full of it.

When I want any crap out of you, I will just squeeze your neck.

teddyballgame wrote:




So, you're saying the words of Jesus only applied back then? Was he talking to muslims or not?

You just wait until St. Ted Cruz finds out the sacrilege you're committing!

You ever meet an Amish guy?

If you're really looking for crap...look in a mirror!
teddyballgame
10 years ago
You are such an angry, petulant child.

To spell it out for you, my point was that, yes 2000 years ago the Jewish people were stoning people. Probably Christians too for a while after that. But in this day and age, Muslims stone people.

I consider you and your angry hate filled little posts like the stuff at the bottom of my shoe when I accidentally step in something a dog left.

Now, run along to your next Bernie rally and talk about the evils of big business.
DrMaddVibe
10 years ago

You are such an angry, petulant child.

teddyballgame wrote:



No I'm not. I won't take your schtick and that's a fact!


To spell it out for you, my point was that, yes 2000 years ago the Jewish people were stoning people. Probably Christians too for a while after that. But in this day and age, Muslims stone people.

teddyballgame wrote:



You didn't spell out a thing. Where are they stoning people?

I consider you and your angry hate filled little posts like the stuff at the bottom of my shoe when I accidentally step in something a dog left.

teddyballgame wrote:



That's nice, but it's most likely you just melting from being embarrassed by me.

Now, run along to your next Bernie rally and talk about the evils of big business.

teddyballgame wrote:



Run, walk...lolligag...I choose my own speed you don't. Now, you? You listen to voices in your head. Those are telling you things that aren't true. You keep on listening to them and running your mouth too. Perhaps you should stop, seek help for mental illnesses and get on some medicine to stop acting like a big jerk.
drywalldog
10 years ago
DR. Madd, are you just voting for Bernie, because of your dismal voting record from last time. Or because you hope like all the others you endorsed, they turned out to be a ham sammich.
drywalldog
10 years ago
Funny thing is Mitt looks better than all the rights choices now.
tonygraz
10 years ago
And probably tens of thousands of others too.
victor809
10 years ago

Hey, Victor. An atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter all walk into a bar. I only know cause they told everybody within a minute....

usafvet509 wrote:



Yeah... funny you'd tell that joke. Given that the discussion wouldn't have happened if it weren't for some christians saying they'll vote for the candidate who they think will lead by following the christian bible as closely as possible.

But in your perspective that wasn't him telling everybody about how christian he is.... right?
victor809
10 years ago

IF, that's a big IF, a candidate actually follows the Bible (Carson, perhaps? Huckabee?), you could NEVER get sharia law. You got that a little twisted, Victor. The Bible is NOT the Kuran. The Bible teaches forgiveness and grace, not "kill the infidel"

usafvet509 wrote:




You don't read that bible much do you. Just because you've picked and chosen the bible verses about forgiveness and grace doesn't mean whatever dumb azz politician you vote for will. It doesn't mean that everyone who votes for a politician who wants to "rule by the bible" is thinking of the same cherry picked verses about "forgiveness and grace" and isn't thinking "damnation and hellfire".

Anyone who advocates making contemporary political decisions based on poorly translated and transcribed books from 2000 years ago, a book which has widely divergent and contradictory statements (one moment it's killing adulterers, the next moment it's not killing them) is an idiot.
victor809
10 years ago

Its a good thing Lincoln didn't follow your example as the Bible was one of the few books he had growing up and read multiple times and relied on when making decisions.. oh and he prayed about making the correct decisions as the President too.

And this "random religion" was used as a basis for the Dec of Independence and the Constitution. Congressional meetings were opened with prayer ( I am guessing for prudent guidance).

Stoning to death is done by Muslims, not Christians.

teddyballgame wrote:



Leviticus 20:27 ESV / 6 helpful votes

“A man or a woman who is a medium or a necromancer shall surely be put to death. They shall be stoned with stones; their blood shall be upon them.”

Well that took 2 seconds.
victor809
10 years ago
Deuteronomy 13:10 ESV / 4 helpful votes Helpful Not Helpful

You shall stone him to death with stones, because he sought to draw you away from the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery.

3 seconds..
Looks like the bible advocates stoning anyone who follows a different idol.
victor809
10 years ago

Its a good thing Lincoln didn't follow your example as the Bible was one of the few books he had growing up and read multiple times and relied on when making decisions.. oh and he prayed about making the correct decisions as the President too.

And this "random religion" was used as a basis for the Dec of Independence and the Constitution. Congressional meetings were opened with prayer ( I am guessing for prudent guidance).

teddyballgame wrote:



So... if 1 muslim did a good thing then we should consider running the entire country under the Koran?

Just because Lincoln was christian doesn't mean we should vote for any christian or run the country as a christian nation any more than ghandi being hindu means we should change our nation to a hindi run nation... If your decision making skills extend to "this one guy was this religion, therefore they ALL must be and we should ALL run our country following EVERY passage in that bible", then you have poor decision making skills.
teedubbya
10 years ago
Lincoln certainly wasn't a Catholic. Seriously considering them for the White House is a relatively new thing.
teddyballgame
10 years ago

So... if 1 muslim did a good thing then we should consider running the entire country under the Koran?

Just because Lincoln was christian doesn't mean we should vote for any christian or run the country as a christian nation any more than ghandi being hindu means we should change our nation to a hindi run nation... If your decision making skills extend to "this one guy was this religion, therefore they ALL must be and we should ALL run our country following EVERY passage in that bible", then you have poor decision making skills.

victor809 wrote:





You putting up straw men, just to knock them down, doesn't make your point. I see Obama's tactics may be rubbing off on you, but I am not buying it.

Where did I say that we should vote for a Christian, just because?

Where did I state that "this one guy was this religion, therefore they ALL must be and we should ALL run our country following EVERY passage in that bible"?

I said it is a good thing that Lincoln AND the framers didn't share your non beliefs. That is also, more than one man.
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