"Actually, I don't even like cigars. However,
they do make excellent wife repellents."

"My dad told me smoking would make my hair fall out...by the way, why the glasses?"

Books? Why those aren't books ... but just my empty cigar boxes.

It just helps me to appear learned and worldy ...

"That E-Chick is drivin' me to drink. I just can't keep up."


"Looks like you're going blind reading some of her posts, too!"





"Yeah, I read the KY humidification post and got to thinkin'....and well, now, the glasses."

^ - I liked her better when she was under the weather .... hehe

LoL!