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[frypan] X

That's a dumb fisherman. Hit dat booty, THEN go fishing.

Sounds like a plan

Not really. She'll still be there when you get back.

+1

No no, less problems if you just do the fishing thing.

And go fishing after you're done fishing. Don't go back home.

Speaking of fishing . . .

A young teenage couple get married.
The groom's grampa realizes they don't have a lot of money, so he invites them up to his cabin by the lake so they can have a proper honeymoon.
The first morning there, Grampa is sitting on the porch at 6am having coffee when he notices his grandson leave the cabin.
The kid is all decked out in his fishing gear . . . waders, tackle box, fishing pole, etc, and he heads on down the path to the lake. The boy doesn't return until after dark.
The next day, it's the same thing . . . The kid leaves the cabin at 6am and doesn't return until after dark.
Third day, more of the same. On the FOURTH day, when the kid returns after dark, his grampa calls him over and says . . .

"Son . . . I know you're up here on your honeymoon. You need to spend a little more time with your new bride. She's a woman, and has needs. She needs a little 'push push', if you know what I mean."

"Can't do that, Gramps . . . She has gonorrhea."

"Well son, ya know there are other ways to make love to a woman. You could always turn her over on her belly and . . ."

"Nope . . . can't do that Gramps . . . She has diarrhea."

"Well, did you ever think of letting her give you a BJ ?"

"No can do, Gramps . . . She has pyorrhea."

Gramps replies. "She doesn't sound like a good match for you son. WHY the hell did you marry her ?"

"Well, Gramps,
I figured if she had all THOSE diseases, she HAD to have worms too . . . and you KNOW how much I like to fish !" 🤦

Lolz

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