Rapist In Chief - "Ya know, I usually take a page from Teddy Kennedy's playbook and just let my bathrobe open up when I'm standing in front of her...it's in her face...she's sitting down...gotta look at it, and besides everyone wants to **** a President!"
Mr. Jell-O - "I don't have time for all that. I just hand her a solo cup with her favorite drink."
