You may recognize him by the brand of cigar he smokes, or the company that he keeps. Who is this secretive person?

Elvis Presley?!?! Charlie

It's that guy from that place with those girls that smokes those cigars, right? Adroomi?

Isn't he that American cigar-smoking male prostitute from the Far East?

What do I win if I'm right? Barry

An enchanting evening with the American cigar-smoking male prostitute from the Far East!!!!!

I agree with BMW - None other than Adroomi ....

The guy is too lazy to cook,
his computer is broken,
his dresser belonged to his grandmother and was shipped over when he first went to work there
- it's an antique,
her belt is nostalgic to say the least,
the counter is covered with imported/foreign (and empty) Miller Lite Beer bottles,
there's either marinara sauce or jello shots standing by on the night stand
- 'prolly moreso to be the jello shots for her in case she starts sobering up and would want to leave
and

Adroomi only owns one pair of clean white shorts that haven't been spoiled ......

Jesus on vacation? X

The jello shots kept her there, but the promise of a 25 pound bag of rice will bring her back. Gates, you are now my nemesis.

Ig and a cheap lady of means?

its my ex-wife. I see she opted for a large ring-gauge as a poor substitute..........

How much for the woman?

One Opus and 1/2 an Ashton VSG

Thats my final offer.