My name is Dane, I am new to this forum and want to take the time to introduce myself.

A few things i do know:

I like cigars.

I feel like everyone here feels the same.

You all seem like a good group.

Things i dont know:

why Miley Cyrus can lick a hammer while in her underwear and it's considered art, but when I do it I am drunk and need to leave home depot.

if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does one enjoy it?

im still waiting on the answers to these, so if they are out there please chime in.

Cheers!

Welcome to the group and hang on tight there are a few weird ones out there like ZRX

Welcome to da neighborhood Dane!!!

But nobody's heard him fart in years.

Kidvegas loves a good sausagefest in a bathtub full of lime jello and whip cream.

TW likes to dress up like Ellen Degenres and flash the twig and berries to unsuspecting dudes on the vegetable aisle in the grocery store.

You have to party with one of them............Pick one,both or all if you're a real freak

The voice of experience!

May the wind at your back be your own.....

I've partied with Z and TW.........Kidvegas and I will have our day.

Welcome to 1958 south pacific.....

No...really....welcome

Jello sausage whipcream !! OH BOY.

Question who's playing bottom..:-k

Welcome 🇨🇮

Why Miley Cyrus' underwear?

Maybe if you wore your own skivvies, Home Depot would let you stay.

I've found that Home Depot is much more receptive to my hammer licking than they are to my flagrant enjoyment of diarrhea.