New housekeeper keeps putting the toilet paper on the wrong way.
Peckerhead wrote:
Far more folks put in on backward than they do the right way ...
Accidents happen... and I heard they happen more as you get older...
bgz wrote:
I'm older, and I didn't hear that.
No. wait, not what I meant...
I see that I'm going to have my hands full around here trying to whip you bastids into shape.
I guess it's good we're starting from the basics in life.
Life lesson #1 Friggin' Toilet Paper!
http://currentconfig.com/2005/02/22/essential-life-lesson-1-over-is-right-under-is-wrong/
..that saves me a bunch of dammed typin.
That's not even funny; it's stupid...
jjanecka wrote:
He's just a filthy noob who who gets a little too anal with his toilette paper, don't mind him.
Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.
I put in a smart thermostat cuz I'm tired of going upstairs to adjust the climate.
coolbreeze68 wrote:
Just don't change it...
I dont wipe. I just scoop and scrape.
SMOKEYOU wrote:
Nice to meet you.
Shake my hand and I'll punch you in the face.
tailgater wrote:
Whoa. I guess i would deserve that.
That ackward moment when you realize your bartender used to be a hooker.
Even worse.....you realise that the ugly fat broad with a moustache sitting next to you at the bar is one of the girls you screwed in Jr. high.
Because I'll be traveling, I'm going to miss he Arsenal v Liverpool pregame show.
I had to settle for beef sticks, cookies and wine for breakfast
