Boys, Please help me "out" with this One. I would love to hear your opinions. Which flavor of cigar do you prefer smoking while fantasizing about Waaaaanyyyburger? Also, what length and girt....er....ring guage do you prefer? Does it really matter?

When I want to fantasize about the Duke of Kent, (after contemplating what surgical garment to wear when preparing to let the cat out) I smoke a cigar enhanced with Bolognese mortadella sausage. It makes my skin nice and scaly. Wany? Strawberry Breasts. This is a pink cigar with two erect feminine breasts made of ricotta dyed pink with Campari with nipples of Candied Strawberry. More fresh strawberries under the cigar and ricotta making it possible to bite into an ideal multiplication of imaginary breasts.... What was the question again?

There goes the neighborhood.

That breast cigar you were talking about...where can I buy one of those (drool)????????????

Maybe this is appropriate. It address the guestion of flavored smokes and also ties in to the general theme of fantasy. A man went to his doctor, seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy.

"When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and stick it completely up your butt. Then remove it, rewrap it, and place it back with all the others, in such a fashion as you can't tell which one it is. The aversion is obvious, you won't dare smoke any of them, not knowing which is the treated cigar."

"Thanks doc, I'll try it." And he did. But three weeks later he came back and saw the doctor again.

"What? My recommendation didn't work? It was supposed to be effective even in the most addictive of cases, such as yours is!" answered the doctor.

"Well, it kind of worked, doc. At least I was able to transfer my addiction," replied the patient.

"What is that supposed to mean?" demanded the doctor.

"Well, I don't smoke cigars anymore, but now I can't go to sleep at night unless I have a cigar shoved up my butt."

Maybe this is appropriate. It addresses the guestion of flavored smokes and also ties in to the general theme of fantasy. A man went to his doctor, seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy.

"When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and stick it completely up your butt. Then remove it, rewrap it, and place it back with all the others, in such a fashion as you can't tell which one it is. The aversion is obvious, you won't dare smoke any of them, not knowing which is the treated cigar."

"Thanks doc, I'll try it." And he did. But three weeks later he came back and saw the doctor again.

"What? My recommendation didn't work? It was supposed to be effective even in the most addictive of cases, such as yours is!" answered the doctor.

"Well, it kind of worked, doc. At least I was able to transfer my addiction," replied the patient.

"What is that supposed to mean?" demanded the doctor.

"Well, I don't smoke cigars anymore, but now I can't go to sleep at night unless I have a cigar shoved up my butt."

I think somebody put something in Aberdeen's drugs!

Aha!! I think we have inadvertently discovered the secret behind Lars....

pez candy: This one was better than your last thread, but not good enough to post twice. This too has been clearly defined as a punishable offence. What should we do board? Hey wait? Isn't pez the chairman? IMPEACHMENT!!! Hey Bill is that you?

oh, and to answer / reply to this gross thread: All I can say is I am now confident I will never post my mug up on the photo board knowing that some of you will be stroking your pink cigars while staring at me. What a sick group. I'm going home..with my nipples.

It's tough to fantasize about Wany while smoking. I only have two hands. One is usually on the mouse. The other hand is ..............

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! TOOOOOOoooooooooo FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

Site suggestion #2310: Make a Homo-Erotic Cigar Board for these guys! Sorry for the brevity of this post, I must now go wash the filth out of my eyes! Unclean, unclean! 😉