DrMaddVibe
Monday, March 13, 2017 7:21:19 AM

Is that Tennessee Ernie Ford ? 😱

jespear wrote:

Nope...

Maybe you know him as...Derek Smalls?

or...Mark Shrubb?

or...Ned Flanders?

maybe...Victor Allan Miller

gummy jones
Monday, March 13, 2017 8:10:42 AM
esther dont play

hang haman and a year later hang all 10 of his sons

frankj1
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Monday, March 13, 2017 8:47:28 AM
but she was real purty
tonygraz
Monday, March 13, 2017 11:14:00 AM
That wasn't the Esther from Sanford & Son.
delta1
Monday, March 13, 2017 2:03:44 PM
The Jews sure do find so many reasons to celebrate, while others find reason to be celibate...wonder if that's why there's so much animosity towards them?
frankj1
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Monday, March 13, 2017 6:07:21 PM
well Al, some of them celebrations were born from severe animosity being overcome...so they go together.

But it is a mitzvah to have sex (I assume with one's spouse) and a double mitzvah on Shabbat (Saturday, the Sabbath)...so there's that too.

MACS
Monday, March 13, 2017 6:22:57 PM

well Al, some of them celebrations were born from severe animosity being overcome...so they go together.

But it is a mitzvah to have sex (I assume with one's spouse) and a double mitzvah on Shabbat (Saturday, the Sabbath)...so there's that too.

frankj1 wrote:

So a bar mitzvah is when you have sex with the whole bar? Kinky.

DrMaddVibe
Monday, March 13, 2017 6:42:30 PM
I'm confused now.
Speyside
Monday, March 13, 2017 6:46:47 PM
Why a double mitzvah Frank? Curious.
tonygraz
Monday, March 13, 2017 7:29:34 PM
Drafter is going to want to convert.
frankj1
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Monday, March 13, 2017 8:36:21 PM

So a bar mitzvah is when you have sex with the whole bar? Kinky.

MACS wrote:

it is exhausting, especially on Happy Hour two-fer-one Saturdays.

frankj1
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Monday, March 13, 2017 8:37:21 PM

Why a double mitzvah Frank? Curious.

Speyside wrote:

I'd have to research, but I know I was told by a credible source.

frankj1
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Monday, March 13, 2017 8:38:26 PM

I'm confused now.

DrMaddVibe wrote:

that actually makes sense.

You're fine.

frankj1
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Monday, March 13, 2017 9:02:06 PM

I'd have to research, but I know I was told by a credible source.

frankj1 wrote:

lots of heavy reading out there, some lighter stuff too, but nothing definitive after checking mitzvah (mitzvot) and double mitzvah.

If you marry a Jewish girl (I know, Allen) just tell her it's a commandment.

Once again, you can quote me.