So, I'm sitting in my garage minding my own bidness, watching espn waiting for Baylor to come on when the tv switched to 60 minutes... took me about 3 minutes to get it back... wtf..?? 😕

Ask Mr. Jones. He is the expert on these things.

Well, it was an unconvience but I don't think anyone has to die... 😟

a few hours on da squirm couch never killed anyone...ok maybe 2 or 3, but no one we ever heard of before

Dish is an inferior service ... it has virtually nothing positive going for it ...

Dish is having a big battle with our
Most popular LOCAL Channel which
Is an NBC CHANNEL....

THEY JUST DROPPED THEM LIKE A HOT POTATO.

Every freakin' night , I gotta watch them explain
To "all the DISH viewers" that WGAL IS IN CLOSE NEGOTIATIONS with DISH TV and is waiting for a fairer price before they Get back on DISH...

THE PROBLEM IS....
I DON'T HAVE FREAKIN' "DISH TV" because
I'm stone cold broke, I have a free GRUB ANTENNA
( without a rotator motor)
THAT I GOT OUTTA THE TRASH and Jerry rigged
ON MY PORCH ROOF....
Besides which....
IF YOU HAVE DISH....YOU CAN'T HEAR THE DAILY SCHPEEEL THAT JENELLE STELSON ( with her
Massive NICE RACK) and that idiot Ron Martin
Keep bitching and moaning about in the 1+ minute
Public service anouncement to Cable, Fios, Direct TV and GRUBS WITH
ANTENNAS HAVE TO freakin' watch EVERY DAY...

YOU'll hear...

"OHHHH NOOOOO...NOT THIS *****IN SCHPEEEL AGAIN!!! **** DISH TV!!!
AND
THE *****IN RICH CRYBABY DISH TV CUSTOMERS...THEY
CAN ALL KISS MY *****IN' AZZ!!!"
about
2 times a day through the wall's of my HUT
if your a solicitor at my front door...

But they have da Hoppa.. 😟

Try unplugging the microwave next time.

LMAO!!!!

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Change the batteries in your remote