So I get a text from Mrs Monkey a little while ago with a photo of a large box addressed to Mr. Simian sent from California. I told her to stay away from it just in case....

I don't know how bad the damage will be yet, but it's from Delta. I may need to open it 100 yards away. Thanks in advance, Al. I'll post up the damage in a few hours.

Al spanked da Monkey..?? 😕

Well, I thought so but he set me straight on the misdirection. From the tracking number, this bomb appears to have originated in Scottsdale, AZ. Hmmm....

A small amount of research has led me to believe I've been caught in the DED crossfire from the mystery bomb he got. It seems he really is carpet bombing Alabama. I'm thinking I should be scared now.

Yes.

Yes you should

Good grief - craft beer heaven, none of which I've had. Prairie Bomb! x 2, Alesmih Speedway Stout, and Jolly Russian Imperial Stout. Wonder what I'm drinking tonight?

Cheers!

[quote=SmokeMonkey]Good grief - craft beer heaven, none of which I've had. Prairie Bomb! x 2, Alesmih Speedway Stout, and Jolly Russian Imperial Stout. Wonder what I'm drinking tonight?[/quote]
Be a man, and drink em all!! 😰

[quote=dkeage]Be a man, and drink em all!! 😰 [/quote]
good call.

[quote=SmokeMonkey]Good grief - craft beer heaven, none of which I've had. Prairie Bomb! x 2, Alesmih Speedway Stout, and Jolly Russian Imperial Stout. Wonder what I'm drinking tonight?[/quote]

IIRC, Al told me one of those Bombs he sent was Prairie Pe-Kan

Awesome

[quote=dkeage]Be a man, and drink em all!! 😰 [/quote]

Agreed, then get up and do it again the next day. Z says quitting is a sign of weakness!