So a guy walks into a rooftop bar and sits down. The guy next to him says that he should try a magic beer. The first guy says what's a magic beer? The other guy takes a sip of his beer and jumps of the roof. The first guy rushes over and sees the other guy hovering in the air. The other guy hovers back over the railing and says that's what magic beer does and sits down at the bar. The first guy tells the bar tender he will have one of what the other guy is drinking and proceeds to dink it down. Then he jumps over the railing and crashes to the ground. The bartender says "Your an azz when you are drinking superman."

A young man who lost his eye as a child, and had the eye fitted with a custom made wooden eyeball, was very self conscious and never had much luck with the ladies. He finally decided he had had enough and wanted to meet a woman, so he went to the local dance hall and asked several woman to dance with him and they all turned him down. Finally feeling defeated he notices a woman with a harelip sitting by herself and decides to ask her to dance and if she turned him down he was finished with his efforts. So he asked her to dance, and she got very excited and exclaimed "Would I? Would I?".......The young man was very embarrassed and said "Harelip Harelip!!!!!!!

A dumb blonde would show up at the bar every Saturday and drink Coors Light until she passed out.

And each time, the bar tenders and bus boys would take their turn with her in the back room before plopping her in a taxi for her ride home.

One week she entered the bar and the bartender says "Hi Bambi, you want a Coors Light?"

To which Bambi replies "Not tonight. I'm switching to Budweiser. Coors light makes my ***** hurt..."

I wouldn't think they'd serve Coors at the Cosby Club....I picture it as more of a Colt 45 kinda place

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Funny stuff! Superman is my dude.