victor809
8 years ago
My powers of divination are available for birthdays and bar mitzvahs. Tell your friends!
delta1
8 years ago
so victor the prognosticator...rub your crystal balls...

do you think Mueller's probe will reach the top, with dirt on Trump?

If so, will there be a GOP controlled House or a Dem controlled House?
victor809
8 years ago

sorry.... I started rubbing my balls and got distracted.... were you saying something?
bgz
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8 years ago
I think he was saying something about how you were an amazing amateur proctologist with cystic balls and how you wanted to probe some dude name Bueller.
victor809
8 years ago
I think he asked if Mueller would probe trump and give him dirty sanchez ....

my cystic balls are murky.... but signs point to yes.. trump will get a sh17 mustache from mueller
frankj1
8 years ago

I think he asked if Mueller would probe trump and give him dirty sanchez ....

my cystic balls are murky.... but signs point to yes.. trump will get a sh17 mustache from mueller

victor809 wrote:


so, you're actually one of those magic eight balls?
bgz
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8 years ago
no poop emoji on this site!?!?!?!

WTF!!!

(Poop emoji goes here)
victor809
8 years ago
To be fair, only the left testicle is a magic 8-ball.

The right one tried telling me trump was going to denounce nazis, apologize for assaulting women and start a national story-time "fireside chat" where he reads a chapter of war and peace to the nation every night.

Right ball is an idiot.
frankj1
8 years ago

To be fair, only the left testicle is a magic 8-ball.

The right one tried telling me trump was going to denounce nazis, apologize for assaulting women and start a national story-time "fireside chat" where he reads a chapter of war and peace to the nation every night.

Right ball is an idiot.

victor809 wrote:


you really should be paying me for these set-ups.
victor809
8 years ago

you really should be paying me for these set-ups.

frankj1 wrote:



Only if you keep rubbing left ball.
frankj1
8 years ago

Only if you keep rubbing left ball.

victor809 wrote:


I must remember to proofread before hitting "post"
bgz
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8 years ago
I might be wrong here, it's been a while since I've seen a magic 8 ball...

Frank, I think you're supposed to shake it, not rub it.
frankj1
8 years ago
he's such a liar.
Buckwheat
8 years ago

I might be wrong here, it's been a while since I've seen a magic 8 ball...

Frank, I think you're supposed to shake it, not rub it.

bgz wrote:



Don't judge Frank. He can rub it if he wants to in the privacy of his home. 🍺
delta1
8 years ago
so victor likes getting his balls rubbed to prognosticate....and frank likes rubbing victor's balls...but only victor's left ball can tell the truth...


... to avoid confusion, I suggest that frank stand behind victor and use only his left hand, and grab and rub the ball closest to victor's left leg...


unless victor has a long dangle and a twist...if so, then we're screwed and all his predictions are just a coin toss...
victor809
8 years ago
Right ball is adamant that there is no long dangle and a twist, and people should just keep rubbing the balls and stop asking questions.


But of course, if there is a dangle and a twist that may be left ball speaking....
frankj1
8 years ago
what in tarnation does any of this immorality have to do with Good People?
victor809
8 years ago
Well... we went from trump thinking nazis are good people to the absurdity of trump thinking pedophiles* are good people. I predicted that this was a possibility in this day and age of cadet bonespur....

somehow we got from my prescient ability to predict Trump's support of pedophiles* to people rubbing my balls for knowledge. I got no idea how that happened....





*alleged

frankj1
8 years ago
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