Well, My wife brought home this thing from work. She tells me it's a mini dog but I think it is a mix of a rat,monkey and mountain goat. It's like Darwin's Grab Bag. When it sleeps it sticks it tongue out. Evidently the coworker who had it didn't want it no more so I guess we giving it a home. I will have to admit I have gotten attached already. What the heck kind of dog is this or is it a dog at all. 😰

Mini-Wok? 🤔

I believe that's a Mogwai. Don't feed it after midnight...

Working Breed - Rat Catcher

Welp, the wife says its full grown, It's dang head is smaller than 3 fingers wide but larger than 2. If that is the case I am guessing some sort of teacup or miniature. Its a female and for some strange reason it has taken up with me.

Any idea how hard it is to type with a freaking midget goat climbing on you and wanting to stand on your head.

I am accustomed to normal size dogs
My wife finds it funny as hell cause I feel like I am going to break this damn thing!


If it is a Mogwai I am going to throw it in a tub of water and burry the wifes ass in Mogwai's.

If it was a mini wok I would think it would be carrying a spear and be a little badass. Which it did run Daisy out of the office and Daisy is 10 times the size and can be aggressive.

I just asked the wife if they said what kind of dog this is. She texted the couple and they said it was a teacup yorkie, Whatever the heck that is. I personally still think it is a Rat with some kind of hair growth hormone problem.

I think I am supposed to go out in the woods, take a chit and wipe my arse with it.

Mini Yorkie? That's one of them there dogs that you put in your purse. If you decide you don't want it, feel free to drive it up to Ohio, we will take it. ha

I would but 2 things, I can't drive and more importantly, I like having clean draws and getting the occasional BJ so cant piss off the wife.

Hell that's ewoks long lost cousin

Well, You have all got to witness this first hand.

What was left of my ego, Pride, manhood and dignity my wife has taken from me and is now being sold on ebay for .05

Cause, now I feel like one of them fat chicks with the fake service dogs that rides high on the left tit.

I am now just a dried husk of a man. She won game over.

Why am I not surprised? Not even a little bit 😣

Ya, I'm not surprised spanky carries around yorkies in his purse either :D

Edit:

Er, man bag.

Jerry, it's a murse.

-Cosmo Kramer

Would it go well with Hanks manzier?

i think i shot one of those and cali brought it back to me. does it fly?


wait, actually its smaller then that.

manzier or bro, either way it is an uplifting experience

kinda looks like a tribble, from Iota Geminorum, in the galaxy near Endor...

EMail me more pics, and I'll send them off to the members of my dog club.

Fixed...